so, according to my laziness meter today, a 126lb girl can consume about 1500 calories in one sitting, on her bed, stealing wireless from their neighbour, with no repercussions.
score.
you know in my heart i'm 300lbs. i even have shit on my shirt. which is a wifebeater. and i'm weatring ripped jeans.
my sweetheart came and snuck into bed with me at 530am last night. it was nice to wake up to kisses on my shoulders and his face in my neck. he's trying so hard right now to balance his workload. i dont blame him for the limited amount of time he has at all. his phone didnt ring til after noon.
so. maybe i'll vaccuum and do dishes. i'll clean the bathroom and wash my hair. then i'll go to work and make some cash.
today i dont have a care in the world.
score.
you know in my heart i'm 300lbs. i even have shit on my shirt. which is a wifebeater. and i'm weatring ripped jeans.
my sweetheart came and snuck into bed with me at 530am last night. it was nice to wake up to kisses on my shoulders and his face in my neck. he's trying so hard right now to balance his workload. i dont blame him for the limited amount of time he has at all. his phone didnt ring til after noon.
so. maybe i'll vaccuum and do dishes. i'll clean the bathroom and wash my hair. then i'll go to work and make some cash.
today i dont have a care in the world.
Say, I see you like my judiciary system.