hypermediocrity

its always a good day when your airline cant find your flight.

then they put you on an alternate one that gets in even later. like say, 10am EST when you fucking leave at 10pm PST.

then they temporarily lose your bags and you go absolutely batshit crazy and freak out at them, til you realise its YOUR mistake cos you havent slept in 21 hours. so you go to the correct baggage claim and lo and behold, your bags are safe. oh, and youre hungry, but have recently gone vegan, didnt pack a snack, and there is not a goddamn piece of vegan food in the airport.

so after that you take a taxi to your generous friend's house.
and you get lost on the way.

AND YOUR CAB RIDE COSTS YOU FIFTY FUCKING DOLLARS.

to top it all off you complain about this audibly because you think your cabbie has exited the car to retrieve your godforsaken bags. actually, your precise words are "Oh my god, fifty motherfucking dollars, what an asshole."

BUT HE IS STILL IN THE CAR.

fucking.shoot.me.

im going to sleep.