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hypermediocrity

a valley youve never heard of.

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Tuesday Oct 25, 2005

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so i got bitch slapped, errr... tagged by the_LL. prepare for twenty strange facts about the enigma that is hypermediocrity.

1. i am obsessed with my teeth, and teeth in general. ive had only 2 cavities in my life, and if it's been awhile since i went to the dentist i have nightmares about them falling out.

2. i was 5'3 until i was 16.

3. when i met sniggitysnags he had just gotten in a snowboarding accident and had a broken ankle. he didnt walk til we had been together 3 mos, and it really freaked me out for awhile.

4. my sister Pascale and i used to give our barbie dolls perms by sticking their hair in the heater once we had wrapped it around pencils. our rooms always smelled like burning plastic.

5. i once played baseball with Lars and Tim from Rancid in between the tour buses when i was 16.

6. i have the world's worst temper and i hold terrible grudges.

7. i havent had a best friend in a very long time.

8. when i was in second grade i used to swear i was psychic and do "readings" for the neighbourhood kids. i would sit in the closet with them and go into my "trance".

9. i wore only dresses until i was 8. not because i was made to, but because i wanted to. biggrin

10. i had patella femural syndrome in one of my knees and had to wear a brace on it for a year or so.

11. i once punched a guy in the face for grabbing me when i was working in a club. punching someone REALLY FUCKING HURTS.

12. i was going to attend the University of New South Wales in Syndey and practice international law, but a bunch of bad circumstances happened and i couldn't go. i dont regret it. i'm actually glad im not a lawyer!

13. i speak fluent french and english but i also speak decent spanish, essential phrases in italian, and i was working on mandarin til i lost my book.

14. when i took the S.A.T my english score was perfect, but on the math side i only got a dozen answers right.

15. i've never been close to anyone in my family except my sister.

16. im a really, really good cook but i am a godawful housekeeper. truth be told, james does 95% of the housework because i am totally rotten at it.

17. it takes a lot for me to like someone enough to be real friends with them. i always feel like i have to tone myself down and act like i like everyone, when i really don't.

18. i am scared to pieces of dying and if i sit there and think about it i'll break out into a cold sweat.

19. i have three moles on my head. so if i ever go bald or shave my head, i'm going to look weird.

20. a lot of my adolesence was spent hanging out in shit hole apartments, eating gross food and buying clothes from the goodwill.... not because my parents were poor, but because i thought being poor was so much more interesting.

I HEREBY TAG:
Pascale!
Sniggitysnags!
twigtech!
kid_suicide:
lol no one is taggin me i am lucky
Oct 25, 2005
alaspooryorick:
If you go bald or shave your head, it ain't the moles that'll make you look weird. tongue
Oct 25, 2005

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