Every be verrry verrry quiet. Im hunting waaaabits. Last night I set a trap for the easter bunny. Carrots and porn. Sure everyone thinks that the easter bunny is some loveable huggable rabbit with giant floppy ears, but Ive seen him. He is a sex feind. The whole cholate for kids thing is just his day job.


He got the name cotten tail by mistake. Actually he was cock in' tail but someone miss understood. His eyes are bloodshot, and he has this twitch, plus have you seen his hands. boy are they furry.

Happy easter everyone.