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hypercolakid

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Monday Mar 31, 2003

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So Ive gone missing for a while. sorry about that. I was hiking in the deep caverns of my mind, when my foot slipped on a left over idea and I toppled downward into the dark crevis of my in imagination.
I would have been lost there for good if I hadn't stumbled across a sleeping alien. Funny thing about the alien is that he talks an aweful lot like the abonimable snowman from the bugs bunny cartoon. We started talking:
"So where am I? Im lost do you know the way out?" i said
"I Dont Know. Will you be my best friend?" said the strange blue blog that was taking form in front of me.
"Sure, sure, just show me the way out alright?" I wasnt quite sure how to approach this situation, but since the mind is a very dangerous place to be lost I thought the best idea was to make friends with anything I found. Friends are always beter than enemies anyways.

"Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! I will love him and hug him and call him George and he will be my bestest friend."

"Ummm....my names not George", I said.

"Yes he will be my bestest friend, and I will feed him and bathe him and...."

"Whooo there fella," I interupted. Im all for the ocassional snack, but lets not get carried away with the bathing thing huh?"

Yes I will bathe him and hug him and he will be my bestest friend."

At this point the blue blob had formed into a strange punk rock girl. And seeing how I was lost and all, I figured, "aaaa I could do worse" Lets just say what happened from then on needs a whole other story.

Anyways I made it back. Hope you didnt miss me too much. eeek
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Dude - your profile cracked me up like 4 times in a row. Haha.

Like a year ago I was in Miami for a dance competition and there was this massive going on across the street from our hotel called ULTRA. You've heard of it, right? Maybe? Maybe not. Anyway - like every single DJ you've ever heard was there and you could feel the beat for like a 123761 mile radius of the place. Rad. So me and my roommates threw these pretend, makeshift raves in our hotel room like everynight haha with glowsticks and gammas and my best friend's discman turned up as loud as it would go, dancing to the little music coming out of the headphones, lightshows, the whole bit. The point of this story is (sorry, haha) the night of ULTRA we were "raving" to the music across the street and the headlining DJ was about to go on - so me and my best friend have our heads out the window listening for who it is and the announcer guy goes:

"MIAMI! GIVE IT UP FOR... MISTER... PAUL...!!!!!" and hahaha I'm laughing just thinking about it haha me and my best friend flip out cause we think we know who it is and we duck our heads back into the room and start screaming and dancing and bouncing like fuckin little ravers HAHA when I realize we don't know WHICH Paul it is.

eeek Paul... van Dyk? Paul... Oakenfold? eeek

One of those moments hahaha I guess you maybe had to be there... sorry for the long entry. Oopsies.

Jenna
Apr 2, 2003
justlittleolme:
*poof*
and he dissappears again
Apr 12, 2003

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