hyparxis

so my friend Karl came to visit for the last few days. sometimes i forget what a crazy drunk he is. the other night after we got back from the iamspoonbender show and everyone else went to bed he kept the fight goin' on with conviction (read jagermeister). he blacked out, but "someone" apparently decided that the big jug of soy sauce in the kitchen needed to be dealt with...viciously. it totally looked like some kind of homocide scene, the poor jug of soy sauce was stabbed and left in its own salty goodness and the knife was nearby...guilty

p.s. i realized now that the emoticon is a pirate..it looked like a cop to me.

p.p.s. so a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
bartender : is that a steering wheel in your pants?
pirate : arrgh it is and its drivin' me nuts!