The worst injury I've ever had is a scrape.
I've never broken a bone.
Never twisted or sprained anything.
I've never passed out, fainted, or been knocked out.
I have never been stung by a bee, wasp, etc. or bitten by a spider, or any insect more irritating than a mosquito.
I've never been wrapped in an immense, sticky web while a giant cave-dwelling spider injected me with her venom, knocking me out until I came to in a small room at the top of a tower, surrounded by the bodies of Orcs who had slain each other while bickering over my possesions.
I've never even had a bruise.
I think I am... Unbreakable.
Or maybe I'm just a pussy.
I've never broken a bone.
Never twisted or sprained anything.
I've never passed out, fainted, or been knocked out.
I have never been stung by a bee, wasp, etc. or bitten by a spider, or any insect more irritating than a mosquito.
I've never been wrapped in an immense, sticky web while a giant cave-dwelling spider injected me with her venom, knocking me out until I came to in a small room at the top of a tower, surrounded by the bodies of Orcs who had slain each other while bickering over my possesions.
I've never even had a bruise.
I think I am... Unbreakable.
Or maybe I'm just a pussy.
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on second thought, I'm sorry to bring that up. Bad FFG.
I broke my ankle when I was 5 by jumping on the couch. I've had 13 stitches, in two separate injuries both to my brow area. I've been sick tons, had tubes in my ears twice (the first pair fell out), tons of cavities, plenty of scars on my hands.