hyenahell

i fucking hate Target. and Mossimo.

it's like Target's all, "Ooooooh! Look at these stylish, low-priced knock-offs! this jacket sure does look like something you'd find in Urban Outfitters or another over-priced, trendy shop, but it's only ten dollars, not fifty!" and i'm all, "Oh, cool! Thanks, Target! I wouldn't dream of paying fifty dollars for that jacket, but it it's only ten, then why not?"

i'll tell you why not.

because it's ill-fitting and poorly-made. that's why.

and Mossimo's all like, "Hey, look at us! Chic and Cheap is our slogan! we send the low-end of our line to Target, so you can buy "designer" clothes at the same place you buy your toilet paper and decorative throw pillows!" and i'm like, "Oh, cool." and then i try on twenty million pairs of pants, but the size 9's fall off of me and the size 7's cut off my circulation. and i'm all like, "WTF?" and Mossimo's all, "Ha ha! What did you expect? you're shopping at Target, sucker! All clothing at Target is ill-fitting and poorly-made! Even if those hip looking jeans did fit, they'd fall apart in like, a day! We are the devil! Ha ha!"

fuckin' A, man. i just wanted a fucking sweater jacket and a pair of pants.

love.
-Hyena.