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Sunday Jun 13, 2004

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i ate bread and soup yesterday, and didn't get sick. my joy was insurmountable.

then i watched a mick foley DVD, and he was talking about getting his jaw broken repeatedly, and not being able to eat solid foods for months.

months.

i mean, two days of slimfast and ensure have reduced me to a snarling, sniveling wreck of a human being. months? fuck, man.

in the meantime, all i can think about is the six hours i have to wait until the cafe down the street starts serving soup. (never in my life have i been so angry at breakfast menus.)

au revoir,
-Hyena.

daem:
you think if you cant eat solids itd taste good to to grindd the food up into a mush and eat it that way?

I don't want my jaw broken ever =(
Jun 13, 2004
tadzi:
sucks about the feelin yucky, but mick is god!
Jun 13, 2004

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