hyenahell

i ate bread and soup yesterday, and didn't get sick. my joy was insurmountable.

then i watched a mick foley DVD, and he was talking about getting his jaw broken repeatedly, and not being able to eat solid foods for months.

months.

i mean, two days of slimfast and ensure have reduced me to a snarling, sniveling wreck of a human being. months? fuck, man.

in the meantime, all i can think about is the six hours i have to wait until the cafe down the street starts serving soup. (never in my life have i been so angry at breakfast menus.)

au revoir,
-Hyena.