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Monday Dec 01, 2003

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why do i have a sneaking suspicion that i'm headed full speed ahead, straight for a dead end?
probably because tonight, after some drunk guy spilled his beer on me as i was handing it to him, i yelled that i hoped he died in a fiery car crash on the way to wherever he was going after i threw him out of the bar.
this is not the response of a normal, socialized individual.

-Hyena.

(edited to add that looking back on it, i'd feel like the most horrible person alive if that guy really did die in a car crash tonight. after all, i haven't yet been drained of every ounce of human compassion. right? right?)
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daem:
If it's any consolation dear, Ronaldo from AT&T called me once asking me to switch my long distance, and i scramed "DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" at the top of my lungs into his ear. If people want to be fuckin idiots they deserve what they got commin to em. And now that the guy things you are a badass hell probably come back and tip you. God knows i would.

As for the looks thing: i completely agree. If i'm with someone and they decide to slack off on hygeine, more fuckin power to em, cuz i do the same thing. I dont shave unless i have to, and in fact at one time i had a full fuckin beard. Very emo lookin or some shit. Of course i have to be able to look at them without cringing, but that is pretty easy for me to do. As long as they have something that makes my sick heart go pitter patter. And if they get fat, well shit i can get fat with em and we can have fat person sex! Well fatter than i am already, but whos keepin score
Dec 1, 2003
bleh:
going postal on drunks in new orleans as a bartender is normal, it'sok tongue
Dec 2, 2003

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