hyenahell

i realized today that i go through drinking phases. much like some people go through fashion phases. when i was younger i used drink to sweet stuff. long island iced teas, midori sours, and other disgusting shit. then i drank kentucky sunrises. then gin and tonics. then gin martinis. then just whiskey, on the rocks. then neat. first bourbon, now scotch. i think with this data, provided in chronological order, we can trace the evolution of my drinking problem.