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ahoy!
sorry about the lack of updating lately... my mom is in town so i've been otherwise occupied. i submitted the pirate group for approval... so be patient, ya scurvy dogs and soon we'll be settin' sail.

in the meantime.

meet my best friend in all the world.

ciao y'all.
xoxo, Hyena.
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xaqary:
no web site where I can see more of your work? the stuff in your pists is amazing-
bleh:
i don't know if you'll be interested, it being the french quarter and all, but kattaryna and a friend of hers from florida, myself, and whoever from the sgnola group who shows up will be at 735 club on bourbon street thursday for 80's night
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crew members...
Uncongnitive
Moss
Derby138
LostOmen
Bean
Inhaler97
Eponine
Dogslife
Pyewacket
Jcramer8
Leningrad
Drewvis
FreakPirate
Corvus
lil_tuffy
Tastysoup
Hel skull (she be a fine ship and a force t' be reckoned with, ARRR!
Googuse
Caz
Nic
Horyzon
Neekrub
[your name here?]

Pirate Love!
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kudra:
I'm reading a pretty good book right now that goes alot into the history and formation of Vodou....I can't remember who it's by and I have it at work. I'll give you the guys name if you want......I think it's just called "Voodoo in Haiti".....written in the 50's....

What's up with the pirate crew?? I'm a Goonie, not a pirate! pinch-is-a-pal
starsjuggler:
arrr!! it's time for destruction!

gotta get me that cool black leather outfit now biggrin
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so who wants to be in an SG "pirates" group?
Captain Hyena Hell is looking for a crew! there'd be weekly pirate info, reviews of pirate movies and more. special offer: first SG to sign up gets the ship named after her. any takers? if enough folk are interested i'll submit the group idea to SG's very own Kindly Ones.


current list of potential SG...
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bean:
harrr, harrr harr harrrrrrrrr.

oh yeah...Aye Cap'n!!
inhaler97:
arrrr Count me in !
(step CLUNK! step CLUNK! step CLUNK!)
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so i walk to the store. it's a long walk. but i need cigarettes. so i walk. and i get there. i pick up coffee, bread and kleenex. and i go up to the counter. and i realize. i have no money. so i leave. and i walk home. and it's a long walk. and i think- i need a fucking bike.
uncognitive:
Awww. That sucks. If I could loan you money and/or a bike, I would, but I'm both borderline broke and bikeless. If I manage to save up money for a bike, I'll pedal down to NOLA and let you ride on the handlebars, if you want.

And no, that's not a double entendre.

Wait, maybe it should be. wink

Instead, I will join your internet pirate gang and we can loot and pillage cigarettes, coffee, bread and kleenex from the sleepy coastal villages of the Gulf of Mexico.
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i want to be a pirate. i will update later. talking to the ex on AIM. i miss him. frown
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johnny_crotchrot:
Can I be the parrot on the ship?
bok (closest thing I could find to a parrot)

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b4byl0n:
frown awh.. did ja tell'm?
and ty bebe, i put up all the details kiss
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things i want but have no money to buy/do/etc.:

a web cam.
stretch my ears from 12 to ... bigger.
new lebret jewelry.
lots of japanese lantern strings.
new bras & underwear.
a mannequin.
a bike.
tattoos.
lots of vintage slips.
new fishnets.
a couch.
fuck the web cam. i need a camera.
a discman.
new tennis shoes.

and the list could go on...

broke...
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b4byl0n:
sexy Hyena~
you should pose for SG! love
and we should get drunk together... and get everyone else thats around n.o. to come too.. that would be sweet..

~x~
uncognitive:
Now I regret not having a high-paying job, since I think I'd work better as an Internet sugar daddy than an internet pity-based pseudo-boyfriend. It would make the "young, attractive starving artist / old fugly fat dude" dynamic more explicable, too. wink

And yes, you really should take some pics as rebuttal. You don't even need to post 'em, just email 'em to me. biggrin

Well, at least now I know what to get you for your birthday...assuming I can save up enough for a pair of fishnets and a japanese lantern string by next February...
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... surreal ...
so i should have pictures to post soon. Poncho pictures. my little punk-rawk, "fuck-shit-up!" babydog. prepare to be awe-stricken by the immense cuteness.
uncognitive:
Yay immense cuteness!
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well. thanks to my good friend andrew i've mustered up some work for tonight. gonna be training at the bar- well, basically bartending, but since i don't have a liscence it's "training"... not that they care. which is good, because this means i might eventually get a regular slot. but if this happens, and i stress the big *if* factor, it won't be until the...
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johnny_crotchrot:
Thanks, ended up not getting to take it though. I went in as a standby, and their was no room. I'm going to have to do the residual act for the college I am going to go to.
uncognitive:
You are an artist type. Just because you're having a dry spell doesn't mean you shouldn't be making art. Don't try and force yourself to draw, just take a little time and you'll get the urge back.

Good luck with the bartending / work gig.

And are you thinking of breaking up because you feel like a freeloader, or because you don't like hanging out with your boyfriend? If the relationship makes you feel worse, then you should leave.

As always, you have my electronic support. love
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having slurped down my daily motor oil-esque mother's milk (thank the gods and the powers that be for chikory coffee!) i am ready to edit this entry to add more substance.
unfortunately, i have nothing of substance to add. and i keep typing "ass" instead of add. every time. maybe it's a freudian typo? maybe i need some of afore-mentioned ass. instead, i'll continue listening...
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b4byl0n:
coffee, paper, pen, whiskey, music. biggrin
uncognitive:
And yay for the return of the pics!

Wow, you sure can draw. And yer damn fucking cute. love
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nothing much to write... thought i'd update anyway.

slept most of today away... again. i usually sleep maybe 5 or 6 hours a night so this sudden change in my cycle is a little troubling. i am sure it has something to do with my lack of activity... but then again my lack of activity is directly related to sleeping all fucking day! uhg. no...
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hunginn:
No undies for me. The only time I do wear them is to sleep, and then it's just plain ol' cotton boxers.
uncognitive:
Yeah, I find that when I sleep more than 10 hours I really never wake up for the rest of the day, and just kind of wander around in a semi-awake daze.

And around the house, I'm usually naked (sorry to spring that mental image on everyone this early in the morning, but hey, you asked), but when I'm out about the town I usually wear boring plaid flannel or cotton boxers. My non-internet girlfriend almost never wears underwear, if that makes up for my boringness. wink

And I'd much sooner have an old-fangled internet girlfriend than a new-fangled internet suicide partner, thanks for asking. Again, I'm just not cool enough for the latest online trends. If only I were Hapanese... wink

If you're still interested, I'll mail you the "I am Uncognitive's pity-based Internet girlfriend" window decal within the week. Just affix it to the restraining order and mail it back to me and we'll be all set. biggrin

And yes, Mexico is looking better and better.

"jhafdojfrgoijfrds,mnvoiahroug! i mean, goodbye!"

Wow, you speak Spanish and Swedish, too?! Talk about multitalented!
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so i have this... er... roach problem.
eeek puke eeek

i am afraid of two things in this world:
1.) a plague of biblical proportion. i have dreams and visions of this. constantly. not daily, but weekly at least, and have since i was about 8 years old.
2.) cockroaches.

i swear, if i see one more roach in my apartment i am going to cry.

blackeyed skull blackeyed
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lostomen:
that sux about the roaches, could be some kinda omen.

So how exacely does this plague unfold in these visions? Are there specific things that keep reappearing like small details or nuances, someone's face perhaps.?
uncognitive:
It's good to hear your boyfriend is useful in some situations. And from now on I will never underestimate the romantic allure of roach poison. love skull

I hope your drink was successfully gotten on, and that the afformentioned biblical plague doesn't hit before we're across the border into sunny Mexico...or maybe we should change plans and go to Canada, since free national healthcare might come in handy in a plague situtation. biggrin