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Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.
-Homer Simpson

Ignorance is ignorance; no right to believe anything can be derived from it.
-Sigmund Freud

The happiness that is genuinely satisfying is accompanied by the fullest exercise of our faculties and the fullest realization of the world in which we live.
-Bertrand Russell

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.
-Tyler Durden

Whenever the dog and i see each other, we both stop where we are. We regard each other with a mixture of sadness and suspicion, and then we feign indifference. We walk past each other safely. We have an understanding.
-Edward Albee, The Zoo Story

One who has virtue does not hold to virtue, and thus he is virtuous. One who is without virtue never strays from virtue, and thus he lacks virtue.
-Lao Tzu

Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good.
-Soren Kierkegaard

When there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-Benjamin Franklin

Live to the point of tears.
-Albert Camus

Men are to be kindly treated, or utterly crushed, since they can revenge lighter injuries, but not graver.
-Niccol Machiavelli