I am back after traveling all over the state of oregon.
Some of the Highlights:
Getting stung by a sea anenome.
Surfing.
My friend getting his face fucked by a dog.
my friend losing his girlfriend of 2 years. Staying up with him til 5. He is bi polar.
Drinking some fine beer and some not so fine beer, some great vodka and some $6...
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Some of the Highlights:
Getting stung by a sea anenome.
Surfing.
My friend getting his face fucked by a dog.
my friend losing his girlfriend of 2 years. Staying up with him til 5. He is bi polar.
Drinking some fine beer and some not so fine beer, some great vodka and some $6...
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friedbanana:
Welcome back. 
funktion:
damn that sounds like fun!! welcome back. do you have pics!! 
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7deuce:
thank god
I'm thinking its a sign
that the freckles in our eyes
are mirror images
and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned.
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funktion:
thats good bill.. I wanna be in love.. 
not with you but, some cutie with boobs.. and freckley eyes would be cool too.
not with you but, some cutie with boobs.. and freckley eyes would be cool too.
mnislahi:
yep
I chose Mni$ idea.
Weekend in Portland highlights tommorrow. I have to study and and sleep tonight.
Weekend in Portland highlights tommorrow. I have to study and and sleep tonight.
mnislahi:
what idea?!?! 
funktion:
damn nice one mini!! this should be a good movie!!
I am in Portland for the rest of the weekend.
Contest
Pitch me a movie idea.
When I return on Sunday I will publically announce the winner and make it into a short flash movie. I will publish that movie the following weekend. You will get writers credit and can show your friends.
There is no limit to suggestions so go nuts,
Contest
Pitch me a movie idea.
When I return on Sunday I will publically announce the winner and make it into a short flash movie. I will publish that movie the following weekend. You will get writers credit and can show your friends.
There is no limit to suggestions so go nuts,
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leena1:
a movie about mnis going nuts about you, with giggs and billynitro in a gay porn in your new apt, with the 2 mormon missionaries watching them while eating their snacks, begging the olsen twins to come out of the tv cuz they were hosting SNL.. so they pop out of the tv and onto a stage and do some pole dancing, all the while a midget carrying another midget on his shoulders runs through and TPs the place, all to find out it's just a horrible film about the final rinse at a hair salon.
is that an erratic pitch or what. i may add more to this later.
is that an erratic pitch or what. i may add more to this later.
funktion:
woot you are back in full regalia!!
movie.. there is this guy and he sees a hot girl but she is surrounded by like 50 ninja's and kung fu badasses!! and he has a sword and fucks shit up. and does some flips and some crazy ryu fireballs. yeah and then lands by the girl and she kinda looks him up and down and then turns up her nose and leaves with this midget guy in a cool car..
movie.. there is this guy and he sees a hot girl but she is surrounded by like 50 ninja's and kung fu badasses!! and he has a sword and fucks shit up. and does some flips and some crazy ryu fireballs. yeah and then lands by the girl and she kinda looks him up and down and then turns up her nose and leaves with this midget guy in a cool car..
I have taken the next step to leaving the Maxi(our pad) behind. I filled out an application for Ducks Village across the street.
On the way there we found that the "SALAD" Probe had its keys in its trunk. I am now in the possesion of two sets of Probe keys...until the person calls the number on the note I left them.
Oh. Oh. Two...
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On the way there we found that the "SALAD" Probe had its keys in its trunk. I am now in the possesion of two sets of Probe keys...until the person calls the number on the note I left them.
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unite105:
and congrats on the apartment, it looks cool as hell
funktion:
wow i so didn't know what half of that was about. sounds fun though.
I'm on a mission and im wishin someone would cure my lonely condition. I got no money, i got no car, got no girly so there you are..
I'm on a mission and im wishin someone would cure my lonely condition. I got no money, i got no car, got no girly so there you are..
DOGSTAR!
We had a draw in my soccer match yesterday. We tied so hard that people in Kentucky could hear it.
Then I made dinner for my girlfriend. I made dinner so hard even death row inmates wont fuck with it.
What is the hardest you've ever done anything.
We had a draw in my soccer match yesterday. We tied so hard that people in Kentucky could hear it.
Then I made dinner for my girlfriend. I made dinner so hard even death row inmates wont fuck with it.
What is the hardest you've ever done anything.
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leena1:
oh.. another time was when i fell on my ass the hardest... while ice skating... one ass check was kinda bruised. but that won't stop me from returning to the ice! no indeedy!
mnislahi:
aww u made dinner!! thats too cute!!
the hardest thing for me is to say good bye haha
i really need to think about this question...
the hardest thing for me is to say good bye haha
i really need to think about this question...
Today was the Ducks Spring game that kicked ass.
Last night I saw all my dorm hall mates at one party and later went to a party with all the bend and astoria kids I have met. That kicked ass.
Last night I had sex, multiple orgasms all around for about an hour and a half. That kicked ass.
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Last night I saw all my dorm hall mates at one party and later went to a party with all the bend and astoria kids I have met. That kicked ass.
Last night I had sex, multiple orgasms all around for about an hour and a half. That kicked ass.
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neko:
have fun being drunky.... me study study...
mad-ass kicking is what this goddamned flu gave to me this weekend. that and my total apathy towards school- its hard to get back on track after a week of devistation... but at least the sun is out and shining...
mad-ass kicking is what this goddamned flu gave to me this weekend. that and my total apathy towards school- its hard to get back on track after a week of devistation... but at least the sun is out and shining...
leena1:
hooray your weekend is kicking ass!
mine kicked my ass - i'm not as resilient as i once was in staying up 2 days in a row. blllleeeeeeeeeeeeeh!
mine kicked my ass - i'm not as resilient as i once was in staying up 2 days in a row. blllleeeeeeeeeeeeeh!
The toughest day of my midterm week is over and it is pretty much downhill from here.
The Olsen twins were on Oprah and will be hosting saturday night live in two weeks,
Who is the hotter of the Olsen Twins? My money is on Mary-Kate.
The Olsen twins were on Oprah and will be hosting saturday night live in two weeks,
Who is the hotter of the Olsen Twins? My money is on Mary-Kate.
leena1:
the more seductive one.
mnislahi:
holy shit i missed it!!!
i swear i was gonna watch that show.. fuck!
i think Mary-kate is
i swear i was gonna watch that show.. fuck!
i think Mary-kate is
Today I went to the driving range. While I was there I hit a draw out of the driving range and hit a golf cart on the course. There was a guy next to the cart and a girl in the cart. The guy picked up my ball and hit it back at me. Pretty funny shit.
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some_crazeh_dood:
Umm... when I was a wee little lad that used to go to religion school, my brother and I and a friend of mine got into the wrong car and some dood just smiled and starred at us and we're all (home alone kid - "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!")
leena1:
as i watch you sipping your coffee.. i see you pick your ass and smell your finger. i step over to the neighbor's lawn and puke. after i've recovered, i go back and sit on my perch on the fat tree limb across the street, putting my headphones on to check what my bugs picks up. someone drives up and knocks on your door. ooh, cute gurlie.. must be your gf. you answer the door, and the girl motions to the car for more people to come inside. whoa.. what kinda show am i gonna see tonight??
Well for the first time in about 4 months my room is clean and organized. I have my wonderful girlfriend to thank. She came over and forced me to do it.
I am testing a brand new nav system for the site. It will operate on a cartridge system. I will keep you updated.Here is a sneak peek.
I am testing a brand new nav system for the site. It will operate on a cartridge system. I will keep you updated.Here is a sneak peek.
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mnislahi:
HEEY im the stalker!!
hahaha
and ya for your girl!! we can be like that sometimes
hahaha
and ya for your girl!! we can be like that sometimes
leena1:
hay.. nifty nav sys u got there!
I am begging you. If you have any decency sign this petition.Pete and Pete DVD
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mnislahi:
/sign
leena1:
*checks all surveillance cameras* hey, i can't find u... where yah hiding?