ok....this is gonna sound crazy..seriously!
everyones seen the episode of southpark where the ned and uncle whatever his name are talking about vietnam and fighting the evil commies right? they tell kyle and cartman that there was a waterpark and a ferris wheel and slides and shit over in 'nam..and they rode a unicorn. Mr hand is like fuckoff your all lieing bastards etc etc...got the idea?
good...
theres a amusment park in iraq...
im not bullshiting
go look at my pics..
im serious...we ended up going north to this RnR spot called Duhook run by the kurdish soldiers..there are god damn ferris wheels, a spinning hammer thingy..and BUMPER CARS!!! its fucking insane..im standing there in uniform..taking pics of my guys driving bumper cars ramming into lil iraqi kids and adults too who are driving bumper cars. this shit blew my mind..i had a coke and a cheeseburger and watched HUNDREDS of amazing looking arabic women walk by and every single one was wearing stilletto heels! its like a cultrual thing these women are wearing beautiful dresses hair done up..amazing eyes..and STILLETTOS!! what the fuck is going on here right? i stayed in a hotel that had this huge fluffy bed with amazing white sheets..full size mirrors..a water foutain thingy out in the courtyard! i didnt drink but there was booze (someone had to be the adult supervision damnit!) i spent 2 days shopping ..imagine walking through dillards or walmart with a semiautomatic rifle...very surreal shit..there was porn on the tv..but you cant talk to a woman becuse its illegal and she can go to prision for 6 months for it. i had iraqis paying for my taxi fare..my meals..had dads bringing me their kids to take photos with..all in all it was insane i would have never expected to do something like that..but damnit i want some ass! left a boy feeling horny as fuck!
everyones seen the episode of southpark where the ned and uncle whatever his name are talking about vietnam and fighting the evil commies right? they tell kyle and cartman that there was a waterpark and a ferris wheel and slides and shit over in 'nam..and they rode a unicorn. Mr hand is like fuckoff your all lieing bastards etc etc...got the idea?
good...
theres a amusment park in iraq...
im not bullshiting
go look at my pics..
im serious...we ended up going north to this RnR spot called Duhook run by the kurdish soldiers..there are god damn ferris wheels, a spinning hammer thingy..and BUMPER CARS!!! its fucking insane..im standing there in uniform..taking pics of my guys driving bumper cars ramming into lil iraqi kids and adults too who are driving bumper cars. this shit blew my mind..i had a coke and a cheeseburger and watched HUNDREDS of amazing looking arabic women walk by and every single one was wearing stilletto heels! its like a cultrual thing these women are wearing beautiful dresses hair done up..amazing eyes..and STILLETTOS!! what the fuck is going on here right? i stayed in a hotel that had this huge fluffy bed with amazing white sheets..full size mirrors..a water foutain thingy out in the courtyard! i didnt drink but there was booze (someone had to be the adult supervision damnit!) i spent 2 days shopping ..imagine walking through dillards or walmart with a semiautomatic rifle...very surreal shit..there was porn on the tv..but you cant talk to a woman becuse its illegal and she can go to prision for 6 months for it. i had iraqis paying for my taxi fare..my meals..had dads bringing me their kids to take photos with..all in all it was insane i would have never expected to do something like that..but damnit i want some ass! left a boy feeling horny as fuck!
comixbookgurl:
^_^
timber_:
bumper cars... and stillettos!? nice 