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A comedian friend of mine that lives in Boston: "Brett Favre said that Tom Brady is the best QB ever."

Me: "Brett Favre sells Wrangler jeans. I don't trust his opinion on anything."

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I love the first Sin City, but watching it now is a rather bittersweet event due to the deaths of Michael Clarke Duncan and Brittany Murphy.
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"No no. I'm doin pretty good with my life and my choices. I'm fiiiiiine," he thought, while snuggling with someone else's Simba pillow pet.
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I never realized there would be a world where I'd have the moral high ground over Bill Cosby. I'LL SAY "FUCK" IN MY STAND UP COMEDY SET ALL I WANT, OLD MAN!