Fun fact: If you ever want me to fall madly in love with you, randomly and without provocation, say, "Oh! We should watch Tron: Legacy!"
The same applies for Jumper, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World and any of the Scream movies.
This morning, a giant booming thunderclap woke Lily and I up simultaneously. Lily walked to the window, and she barked once into the heavens, telling nature to shut the fuck up. Then, she went back to sleep.
OH FUCK OFF, WORLD! I have a Fundly up for my first album. I'm a pretty good person. People tend to like me. I've never murdered someone. Having said that....THERE'S A GOFUNDME PAGE FOR THE DICKHEAD THAT MURDERED MICHAEL BROWN THAT HAS RAISED $70,000!!!
Fuck off, world. Fuck right off.
I just watched this One Direction video (FOR REASONS! SHUT UP, JUDGEY!)...and I'm highly disappointed in the director of that video. Five guys in One Direction....three girls show up to party with them at the beach. THREE?! TO FIVE?!?! Have they never seen a Backstreet Boys or 'NSync video? Five guys = five matching girls! IT'S BASIC BOY BAND MATH!!
Fuckin' Brits...
And here's the super fun video interview that I did at Comic Con with @jennings and @sunny for Gonzogeek.com