SO FUCKING EXCITED AND MADLY IN LOVE WITH THIS ARTWORK!!!
Ok...so I know that I'm not a Suicide Girl...or even a Hopeful (BUT I SHOULD BE! Damn, I got some fine ass titties. [Ass Titties? Weird.]) But I kinda like the idea of the blog homework. I looked at a couple of the "favorite recipe" posts (even though it was written in an entirely different language, @nuru 's made me want to eat my screen
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In what could probably be considered the ultimate representation of "If you don't use it, you lose it," I just caught my dog, Lily Ann, trying to rip up one of my unopened condoms.
Every once in a while, I get to do something wholly different with comedy. Usually, a host says some stuff about me, and I get on stage, and I do my spiel about my dick or 90's Nickelodeon shows, and I get off stage. Laughs are had. Bonds are made. It is a good time for us all....but...we've all seen that before.
That was not...
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Ever have a weird night? LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MINE!
My Saturday night started with me driving to a hospital to perform stand up comedy for a dying man's 50th birthday. Now, if you know me AT ALL (and I couldn't imagine how any of you all would [That's not a dig on you all. That's just me saying that I'm new here.]), you...
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