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Wish I was too dead to cry
My self-affliction fades
Stones to throw at my creator
Masochists to which I cater
You don't need to bother;
I don't need to be
I'll keep slipping farther
But once I hold on,
I won't let go 'til it bleeds
faith:
What did you name your turtles?
faith:
How about you me and ralph go through some stones together.. And hey, those names are great (ralph being my favoirte ofcourse. You know I named by ferrets Buffy and Spike and I'm 26...
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My clairvoyance is two for two. I should have my own hotline.
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I am: kind of tall, and kind of pudgy. I'm quiet, introspective, book smart, and my sense of humour is dry, black, and twisted. I'm rarely ever offended by anything; David Lynch has nothing on me. I don't think chivalry and romance are dead, they're just really hard to find, and it's so rare that it can sometimes frighten people. I'm occasionally a dreamer, and...
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By next July, my parents, along with my sister, will be shipping out to either Colordao or Texas. Probably Texas. But it doesn't matter, cuz I don't wanna go to either. So, I think the deal is going to be that I'll just hang out here, taking over the mortgage. That'll surely be fun. The biggest thing is, I have to find some roommates... but...
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So, yeah, I just sat around on my ass all day today, admiring the new cold weather by staying the hell inside. Last night I went to Roma, my usual coffee place, which was having a stand-up comedy thing that night. They tend to do that, as well as have poetry and music, et cetera. Anyway, most of the acts were, might I say, "subpar,"...
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joscelyne:
beanbag! ba ha!

I had a meeting at work today. Try topping THAT for not entertaining enough!
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All across the city, people are donning their parkas and snow shoes as the temperature plummets to the high 80's.
solisis:
it fell to 120 degrees here in tucson today....
oh yeah, we're talking CELSIUS...
damned desert wasteland
dia:
I got a picture to send you as a thank you. Send me your email addy again wink
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Something's definitely fucked.

And Lord Tennyson is full of shit.
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stare:
definitely fucked, huh?? it's not a poor defenseless goat, is it?
joscelyne:
What's fucked? I hope today is a better day for you.
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In yet another brutal blow to my self-confidence, I got a new cell phone today. I didn't ask for it, and I certianly never hinted at wanting one. But I was given one anyway. Because, y'know, it's not bad enough that no one ever calls on the regular phone, now people can not call me at their convenience. Why, this nifty mobile phone of mine...
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joscelyne:
did school rock at all?
hunginn:
The high point was that I got a 99% on ahistory test that I thought I bombed. Other than that, it was pretty boring.
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Well, that was a bust. Looks like I'll have the appearance of a man who just took a money shot to the face for the rest of my life. It's a good thing I'm not paying for my own health care.

lefty:
dude i couldnt help but laugh at that comment... classic man....like straight off the man show....

seriously though it could be worse... you could look like rush limbaugh.... who just took a money shot to the face.... or me, who's been told he looks like anything from harrison ford in american graffiti, to an ape, to a caveman, or "hamburger man" by a cruel kid in high school.... hmmmmmmm