hunginn

And so, God created the world in seven days. On the First Day, he created light, and air, and jam, and soot, and baked potatoes, and hair, and fish, and arguments, and frogs, and banjos, and roads, and cars, and soot...er, more soot, and Colonel Gaddafi, and...uh... crinkly things... and very small avenues... and, uh... and Belgium.

The Second Day he created fire, and water, and sluices, and er... jam, and speedboats, and showers, and toasters, and rabbits and dogs and fish and frogs...

And the Third Day, he probably said, "I need a list, I think..."