humorousparadox

Tortillia Pizza

1 Flour Tortillia
2 Tablespoons of Marinara (I perfer Newman's Own)
4 slices of provolone
aprrox 15 slices of pepperoni

It's just like making a normal pizza and then zap it in the microwave for 1:10. And ta da delicious meal. Add booze as needed.

So I guess I haven't updated in forever but like I said I don't think anyone reads this...
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Time to update, weekend was good saw cars turn left for awhile and then went to the state fair and looked at all the 2pac t-shirts. Working a lot but not quite as much as before but school has come and more than filled that void. Need an idea for a script for my class, any help would be, helpful.

Man weekends really do suck, all they do is get your hopes up then bam another monday with no warning. All weekends do is decieve and manipulate. But oh well I had a pretty good one, got stuff done for school and my emisions done and got to play some video games on saturday. Then on sunday went down to the great sand dunes, 4...
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Sunburns hurt! Why didn't anybody tell me this? It doesn't help when you burn on the top of your head either. Went to my friends, little sister's band performance for support and just burned the shit out of my head and upper arms. But oh well, I can't think of much right now, seen some good movies, got my sin city so i think I'll...
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Ok figured I'd better update although I'm pretty sure no one is reading this but hey it's like talking to myself I still do it. Anyways got my new glasses and with my new hair do I think i look good, who knows.

Shaved my head, oddly enough doesn't look that different. Need new glasses though

Just ended a one year eight month relationship with a woman who understands me more than anyone. It hurts.

Figured I'd check back in, been drinking all week but never quite to the point of drunk. Good thing I suppose right? No hangovers yet. Other than that certain family members/cats are driving me nuts but that's ok I'm used to it. Got the new gorrilaz album, good funky stuff.

Update: No hangover, hotters girls are friendly but paid to be so, dad's doing better I know this because he's starting to piss me off again. Oh yeah, and bad news bears sucks, but hey it was a free ticket.

Things not going as well as hoped. Figuring out what to do with my dad after he leaves the hospital is a bit of a pain in the ass. But hey tomorrow's the big 21 so I guess I know how to forget right?