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quilty came over yesterday and we tried to write stuff and failed.

today i bleached my hair. getting control of the life!

depressedepressedepressed.

life = full of good things besides. blondeness and christmas presents and degrassi and richard cheese.

you don't know how to say it, craig, because you don't really love me!

i am listless. like a bored housewife in the feminine mystique. maybe...
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what is your online journal for if not pointless surveys!!!

1) Do you bite on straws, lolli-pop handles, or ice cream sticks? i splinter ice cream sticks like mad. i used to EAT whole lollipop sticks.

2) Do you enjoy lacing shoes? i haven't tied my shoes in like years

3) In what type of area was your first sexual encounter? how are we meaning...
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looking at em's christmas photos online:

DoveNightmare57: our main goal has to be to get me and your brother married
OvertheMoon28: okay
OvertheMoon28: sounds good
DoveNightmare57: it will be like a hilarious romantic comedy
DoveNightmare57: full of delightful mishaps
OvertheMoon28: hahahaha DO I SMELL SITCOM?
DoveNightmare57: sniff sniff YES
OvertheMoon28: hahaha
DoveNightmare57: oh no the christmas tree has consumed my husband to be
OvertheMoon28: it...
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so cice and monica came over today and brought me FABULOUS presents... and we talked and hung out and went to dinner... had lots of fun. ate chocolates. dress up. girl talk.

i met mrs. hefner this weekend! in a parking lot. she gave me a keychain. she was tall and skinny and blonde. she seemed very nice.

new love of my life = fat...
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allison had this survey up and therefore i HAD to do it... does anyone understand this compulsion?

1 MINUTE AGO: asking my mom to make me cookies
1 HOUR AGO: watching degrassi (spinner's homophobia once again rears its ugly head)
1 DAY AGO: watching degrassi (craig cheats on ashley with manny and they BOTH find out and dump his ass)
1 WEEK AGO: doing my...
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wow, i finally did stuff! that i can write an entry about!

so after i finished the FEMINISM PAPER THAT WOULDN'T DIE, i got all dressed up in drag and curled my hair and surprised quilty on her doorstep. truly my finest hour. she called me from her carpool while i was there (perfect!) and i called her back and was all like i'm still...
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oh man.

do you guys remember the episode of doug where he gets fat? it's on now. and the other fat kids like solicit him in a store and are all like, offering their tips to seem less fat.

i love this, they say "fat" about a million times. no diplomacy. it pisses me off when people are all "plus sized" or whatnot. i think...
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i am home!!!!!!!!

i still have a paper to write in the next 6 hours but it's all good. oh man. flying over my city and landing in it was so perfect.

it feels like i have not seen the inside of my house in forever.

we have a christmas tree! it is so pretty. and my mom made me spaghetti-os. and all my clothes...
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LUNCH LINE DIALOGUE

ME: "Man, I can't wait to go home!"

IAN: "I can't wait to have sex with a woman!"

IT IS ALMOST TIME TO GO HOME thank god.

if i stay here another day i will die of work and other fine things.

i wrote this whole long entry about my exboyfriend last night and it got deleted. fuckin' patriarchy.

everything is due in the morning.... i may actually have to break down and read a french novel for my class "the french novel"....
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