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Hahahaha, and it was like dude! She's in a coma! Hahahahaha. Come, let us take the Road to Toronto and frolic amongst the poorly enacted stereotypes and sleep with all the 13 year olds and star in the episode about fisting.


I don't think you'd be too different if you had grown up in the South, (Cuz hey, look at me) it just might have taken you longer to get in touch with your alternative self because there wouldn't have been as many examples to look at and be like hey that seems right for me, this seems like who I am. At least that's sort of how it went for me. I spent forever trying to be preppy and it just didn't work for me. Also, yes you probably would have faced a bit more (by which I mean any) prejudice, but you're a strong enough person I don't think it would have changed who you are. Then again, I'm not from the Deep South. I am from the buckle of the Bible Belt as opposed to inside of the anus of the man who is wearing it.

Also you forgot to mention that the messiah is a flamboyantly gay British man who loved you. Biblically. Or just fashion-wise.

[Edited on Feb 13, 2004 10:58AM]

Okay...so I kinda just left you a huge comment but you demand interview so you get interview!

THE RULES!
1 - Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 - I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 - You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 - You'll include this explanation.
5 - You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.


1. What is your favorite thing you've ever written, and have/can I read it?

2. If you were going to get a tattoo, right now, what would you get?

3. What is your favorite article of clothing that you own, or if that's too hard, just the one you think you wear the most.

4. If you could only stop me from doing one of the following: getting a bullethole tattooed on my forehead, or having three fingers chopped off because it was some kind of new body mod trend, which would you pick?

5. If you had to be roommates with either Tori or Hannah, who would you pick?

I have found the man of your dreams.



This ad appeared in the back of Connecticut's Fairfield Weekly.


SPANKING
Sincere SWJM, 47, seeks SWF who's into getting the traditional over-the-knee spanking. Nothing heavier. Hoping we can build a total relationship from that.


[Edited on Feb 12, 2004 1:57PM]

Also, because there is no joy in life like bombarding you with comments now that you have an online journal, I will correct you. There have been hitting-ons by younger men, namely car with 2 creepy hispanic guys. And Haley Joel Osmond.

Oh and remember your wanting a good journal-use nickname for me? Ta-da! Now you've got Fenchurch. Or Fenny. This will make me happy.

Love.

Since no one else said it, I will. Your writing rules. I know I told you already, but I love this piece, and I even loved it before I figured out what it was about.

<3
Allison