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jeez!... who did i wink at then??

thanks for the tip on another what sounds to be great author.. i see he is a " well known southern gothic comedian"... its always nice to feed the reading addiction.... I feel so out of the loop.. i read way too much non fiction... i dont know what my problem is.

realized phenomenon: if you look at yourself long enough, you will look completely deformed.

And how was the march for women's whatnot, then?

Oh yeah... Um... By "buy a digital film camera" I of course meant "donate to various charities." Eheh.

Are you a procrastinator?
I am the lord high king of lazy.

Are you happy? Why or why not?
Yes. I have no idea why.

Do you find this statement true: At one point in a girl/guy friendship one of them will like each other even if it's only for a lil' while.:
Nah. But it occurs to both of them occasionally.

Do you talk to your self?
Always. I have conversations with fantasy people and fantasy versions of people all the fucking time. I also just talk to myself instead of thinking to myself... I dunno why.

Do you know what 143 means? Do you have any special "codes"?
No. Not that I can think of.

How do you react to change?
Crying and screaming.

How would you feel if you got a flower from a guy?
Flattered.

How is your happiness level right now? (0-10)
7

If world war III broke out, what would you say?
It's revolution time, baby!

What 5 people do you trust and are open with the most?
My two closest friends, my crush, and my online peeps.

What do you care about the most?
My friends, and entertaining others and myself.

What do you do to relief stress?
Punch things. Yell at people. Write in my journal.

What do you think of guys who wear nail polishes?
Fine, unless they're straight.

What do you think of lies? What is the biggest lie you ever told?
Lies are cool. I can't remember the biggest one I've told, I've told too many.

What do you think of the quote "The eyes are the passageways into the soul"?
"What pretentious bullshit. I fucking hate wannabe poets.

What do you think of soul mates?
Bullshit.

What is a song lyric that means something to you?
"If ignorance is bliss... then knock the smile off my face!"

What's something a guy can wear that'll turn you off?
The less a man wears, the more turned off I am.

what was the last thing you cried over or got teary about?
A girl.

What's something some one has done to make you hold a grudge against them?
Oppress. Censor.

what's one physical feature that attracts you to a guy?
Um... Being Cary Elwes.

what's one personality trait that attracts you to a guy?
Being Wesley from the Princess Bride.

What's the nicest thing any one has ever told you?
I don't know.

What's your opinion on love?
It's stupid.

Who do you wish you were with right now?
I call her George. But you can call her "Her Grand High August Queen of Lazy."

Who was the last person who complimented you?
Um... I think it was Mnislahi.

what's one facial feature you'd like to change about yourself?
Does my shitty eyesite count? If not, then forget it. I'm hot.

Would you go naked in a bathtub with a naked old man each of you having a bar of soap and soap each other till the bars of soap run out for a million dollars?
A million bucks? Fuck that, I'd just take it. He's old, he doesn't need it.

Would you rather be married in Venice Italy or Honolulu Hawaii?
Mnislahi lives in Italy...

Would you rather be rich with 15 kids or barely making it with only a dog?

I'd kill myself either way...

Your bf has hair you love. One day he shows up with a shiny head. what do you HONESTLY think?
"Wait, I'm gay?"

I just wanted to answer one of those questions...

Would you rather be rich with 15 kids or barely making it with only a dog?

I AM barely making it, and I have two dogs and two cats... and tons of fish. Animals keep me sane.

Is that your woman? She's freakin yo!! Nice find!!

thank you for posting in the Mei thread ... are the rest of these people illiterate?

clone high rocked my world, what ever happened to that show?.....wes-ley...
i always felt the same about poetry, i could never really get into reading it but t.s. eliot changed that with four quartets. that little book of poetry was the single biggest influence on my writing and the biggest discouragement. everytime i read it i know that i could never write anything that could ever even hope to measure up or carry any relevance in comparison. but, damn it sure makes me want to try.
have a good weekend.

Dude, I had a dream about you last night...

It was wacky. I had some sort of helmet that let me do anything, and we'd go flying around making fun of people. It rocked.

Then you turned into some guy I didn't know in drag. It was... Weird.

ok so first you appreciated my donkeylips sighting story, then you have the fucking funniest journal ive probably ever read here, next you are from burbank (i grew up in glendale, LAs retarded armenian cousin), and you listen to bright eyes, have heard of alice b. toklas, reference MILF Hunters and watch Americas next top model.....i can't figure out whether to propose or just ponder how fucking cool you are

You mean that's NOT the way the new testament is written? What the fuck?

Hmm. I'm not sure, I may be able to make it... I'll let you know.

And remember that time you were on trial for murder, but then died a few days before your trial? That was kind of fun. And then all those times you almost killed people, then didn't. But then maybe did after all.

Point your interweb toward matthewjent.blogspot.com for all kinds of journal-like goodness.

yeah tell me about it. I been on oxycodone because of my head injury. And now i cant sleep without it. I mean, its strange, the shit will make me twitch a bit, and then all the sudden im out like a light.. WEEEIIIRD, but i like it.

I am not enjoying my Ancient Greek class. I love Ancient history.. Greece, Rome, and Egypt, but damn.. My professor makes the class boring, dude!

Tane

Yer purdy! I think those greenish-blue stockings you are wearing in that one photo are HOTT!

...also, you should join the "Fans of Groening" group, since you like the Simpsons. Wha'dya think!

That's a shame. Right about the hotness though