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Tuesday Aug 30, 2005

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things i did today:

1. met with my agent. thrilling, nerve-wracking, etc. things are looking good for our movie.

2. saw some adorable puppies. it was this fancy pet store that apparently only stocked the tiniest and fluffiest of puppies. my mother and i have since become obsessed with the idea of getting a puppy, which is sadly impossible at least for a few more years. lately i've been feeling very maternal and wanting to take care of tiny things. i think a puppy would make a good test baby for me.

so okay, here's my (rhetorical) question: how on earth do normal people flirt? i've noticed that whenever i see a really cute girl, i invariably look like shit and am usually with my parents (since they are my only friends), making flirting impossible even if i had any idea how to do it. go up and be like, "hello hot countergirl, i am GAY for YOU"? or give her a subtle gay test like "look, i just found this socket wrench-- can you show me how to use it?"

rambling journal, whee! i really should get off the internet and go to bed.

it really sucks that they only give uniforms to people who are actually in the army, because fatigues are hot and i'd like to see them on more women. or a navy uniform with a little hat.
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india:
i am rubbish at flirting
Sep 13, 2005
malinko:
I use to find it hard hitting on a girl not knowing if they wree gay or not. Least there is a Gay Village in my city so it can be easier for others. But now I flirt with whoever. If I am flirting with a girl and they aren't gay or bi they would probably say they are not interested. I haven't so far creeped out any straight girls haha
Sep 14, 2005

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