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Monday Dec 27, 2004

Dec 27, 2004
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back in los angeles!

well, quilty and i started shooting our movie. beginning with the sex scene! it was HLA (hot lesbian action).

i directed and shot totally drunk. the actresses were supposed to be drunk for that scene, but i thought it would be more method if i was too.

i've decided i want to direct porn. i am dead serious.

CHRISTmas was another thing that happened. CHRISTmas was mainly a giant charade in the humbert household. i got a boom mike and tripod that i picked out myself around december 18th, my dad got a watch he was not at all surprised by, and my mom ordered herself jewlery from a catalog and asked me to wrap it up and pretend it was from me.

my house is a house of lies. and cake.

also, i watched SPICE WORLD this morning. pity me.
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fenchurch:
I won it.



In a stealing contest.
Jan 6, 2005
fenchurch:
PS - I totally will. She's a Jew, which means she's easy.
Jan 6, 2005

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