humberthumbert

wed. morning before class. it looks like bush is gonna win.

also, no one wants me to have my big pretty lesbian wedding.

our plan here: embrace those whose home states voted for kerry, and shun those whose home states voted for bush because apparently they didn't vote hard enough.

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edit: kerry just conceded.

:cries:

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edit: dinner conversation

TRISTRAM: I know I say this all the time, but now it's actually warranted-- we're all gonna die.

ME: You know who's NOT gonna die? Our unborn fetuses! HEY-O!

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ME: no, yeah, my psych teacher told us today that conservative christians take the vote because they breed more

EMILY: yeah

ME: so the answer is obviously to start breeding right now with EVERYONE

EMILY: liberal amounts of liberal sex!

ME: sam's like "you're a lesbian" and i'm like "dammit my country needs me!"

ME: ironically, we need to breed so we can get gay rights