ACTUAL DIALOGUE CORNER PRESENTS: GREATEST MOVIE IDEA EVER
me: dude, it's easter soon huh
TANK Ex Mortis: ZOMBIE JESUS DAY!!!
me: dude, has there ever been a movie made about zombie jesus?
TANK Ex Mortis: Not yet...
me: cause that would rule.
TANK Ex Mortis: It sounds like something Troma would do, though.
me: TO THE SCREENWRITERMOBILE
TANK Ex Mortis: Boodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoo!
me: pow! zap! bort!
TANK Ex Mortis: Splort!
TANK Ex Mortis: Generic sound effect!
TANK Ex Mortis: Ker-punch!
TANK Ex Mortis: Ker-violence!
me: haha
me: it could be like jesus-- the je-quel
TANK Ex Mortis: HAHAHAH!
me: JEW 1: "okay, we finally killed jesus"
TANK Ex Mortis: That's almost too awesome.
me: "oh no whats that sound"
me: JESUS RISES FROM THE DEAD
TANK Ex Mortis: "Jesus: BRAAAIIIIINSSS" Would be the greatest line evers.
me: hehehehe
TANK Ex Mortis: And the hero could be a tough-talking atheist with a mysterious past!
me: wait, okay, i'm fuzzy on my bible-- what does jesus actually do when he comes back
TANK Ex Mortis: Devour the living?
me: he does now!
TANK Ex Mortis: Woo hoo!
me: but like, how should they kill him?
TANK Ex Mortis: Too bad he's not a vampire, then they could do it with a cross through the heart.
me: cause they have to kill him somehow, and then it's like the end, but then jesus's hand shoots up through the ground and it's like "OR IS IT?"
TANK Ex Mortis: They don't, of course! They crucify him again and set him out to sea, in hopes the he'll never come back. Which sets up the inevitable sequel set in the present day!
TANK Ex Mortis: That'd work too.
me: jesus in da hood
me: i dig the sending him out to sea, except get this-- instead of the sea, they send him into space.
TANK Ex Mortis: That'd be better, but how would they do that in ancient Isreal?
TANK Ex Mortis: Although there were aliens in "the Life of Brian..."
me: they'd build a crude rocket made of... jews
TANK Ex Mortis: Hmm...
TANK Ex Mortis: XD
me: hehe
TANK Ex Mortis: Wait, wait, they could travel to Egypt and summon the aliens who built the pyramids! XDXD
me: totally!
TANK Ex Mortis: This is the best movie ever.
me: thats also a good way to work in mummies
TANK Ex Mortis: Oooh, yeah!
me: dude, it's easter soon huh
TANK Ex Mortis: ZOMBIE JESUS DAY!!!
me: dude, has there ever been a movie made about zombie jesus?
TANK Ex Mortis: Not yet...
me: cause that would rule.
TANK Ex Mortis: It sounds like something Troma would do, though.
me: TO THE SCREENWRITERMOBILE
TANK Ex Mortis: Boodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoo!
me: pow! zap! bort!
TANK Ex Mortis: Splort!
TANK Ex Mortis: Generic sound effect!
TANK Ex Mortis: Ker-punch!
TANK Ex Mortis: Ker-violence!
me: haha
me: it could be like jesus-- the je-quel
TANK Ex Mortis: HAHAHAH!
me: JEW 1: "okay, we finally killed jesus"
TANK Ex Mortis: That's almost too awesome.
me: "oh no whats that sound"
me: JESUS RISES FROM THE DEAD
TANK Ex Mortis: "Jesus: BRAAAIIIIINSSS" Would be the greatest line evers.
me: hehehehe
TANK Ex Mortis: And the hero could be a tough-talking atheist with a mysterious past!
me: wait, okay, i'm fuzzy on my bible-- what does jesus actually do when he comes back
TANK Ex Mortis: Devour the living?
me: he does now!
TANK Ex Mortis: Woo hoo!
me: but like, how should they kill him?
TANK Ex Mortis: Too bad he's not a vampire, then they could do it with a cross through the heart.
me: cause they have to kill him somehow, and then it's like the end, but then jesus's hand shoots up through the ground and it's like "OR IS IT?"
TANK Ex Mortis: They don't, of course! They crucify him again and set him out to sea, in hopes the he'll never come back. Which sets up the inevitable sequel set in the present day!
TANK Ex Mortis: That'd work too.
me: jesus in da hood
me: i dig the sending him out to sea, except get this-- instead of the sea, they send him into space.
TANK Ex Mortis: That'd be better, but how would they do that in ancient Isreal?
TANK Ex Mortis: Although there were aliens in "the Life of Brian..."
me: they'd build a crude rocket made of... jews
TANK Ex Mortis: Hmm...
TANK Ex Mortis: XD
me: hehe
TANK Ex Mortis: Wait, wait, they could travel to Egypt and summon the aliens who built the pyramids! XDXD
me: totally!
TANK Ex Mortis: This is the best movie ever.
me: thats also a good way to work in mummies
TANK Ex Mortis: Oooh, yeah!
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
delusion:
ok so first you appreciated my donkeylips sighting story, then you have the fucking funniest journal ive probably ever read here, next you are from burbank (i grew up in glendale, LAs retarded armenian cousin), and you listen to bright eyes, have heard of alice b. toklas, reference MILF Hunters and watch Americas next top model.....i can't figure out whether to propose or just ponder how fucking cool you are
soeffinhappy:
You mean that's NOT the way the new testament is written? What the fuck?