humberthumbert

god, some of those assholes on the playboy boards make me want to KILL EVERYTHING.

sg might be just as mean as they are, but at least we're not misogyny plus.

they call feminists "feminazis". whee.

today started out bad at 4 am, but ended up good. this is largely because tonight i went to leigh to watch the BEST MOVIE EVER, LEPRECHAUN IN DA HOOD. it was two hours of nonstop awesomeness. i have never laughed so hard at a movie, ever.


"there's somethin weird about this flute."

"whatchu think i been trying to tell you, it's fucking magical."


sam fat-bashed me a lot. they are just jealous of our love.

i get to move into my double soon! all by myself, no lame roommate for me. i'll totally be a swinging bachelor.

i will talk to that cute girl in my writing class one of these days, i WILL.

POSSIBLE OPENING LINES:

"so, i notice you're hot."

OR

"your story made no sense. will you make out with me?"


this is the part where we don't sleep, cause there's work.