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this is the coolest ever.

em's questions!

1) If you could have the life of any famous female writer, whose would it be?

all my favorites, sylvia, anne, lynda barry, led really painful lives. i think gertrude stein. i have never read her work but it was abstract and crazy. she lived in paris with her housewife alice b. toklas and had constant famous artist friends. she was famous in her lifetime. she was also quite butch. i would enjoy all of this.

2) Describe the cover of your emo band's hit CD

it would be the name of the band (tendercore) scratched into an arm. on either side of this would be logos of a crying eye and a broken heart

3) If you were teaching a class at a university, what would the class be about?

writing obviously, rybicki style.

4) Which Ninja Turtle are you most like, and why?

michaelangelo, because he ate the most pizza and was the funniest and least serious about stopping crime (although it was certainly a concern, he approached it with a more easygoing attitude than the rest of the turtles).

5) If you could choose your sexuality, what sexuality would you choose?

i guess i'd choose to be bisexual... i hate to limit myself, and i always have better luck with men. maybe i will be someday.