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Thursday Feb 19, 2004

Feb 19, 2004
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oh boy! i went shopping and got a jacket.

in this one store the salesgirl started dressing me and allison in different insane outfits involving stilettos and biker hats and manny-esque pants that showed my ass like woah even when i didn't bend over. the flamingly gay man who also worked there got in on it as well. we tried on outfit after crazy outfit. it was all very invasive.

SALESGIRL: you gotta push your tits up more in that shirt!

ME: um, that's as far up as they go.

SALESGIRL: (reaches into my bra)

what foreplay. honestly, i expect at least dinner first.

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today was my last day of work THANK GOD!!!!
fenchurch:
DON'T B EBADMOUTHING MY WIFE

WHY ARE YOU NOT SDRUNK I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY BECAUSE I AM
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