oh boy! i went shopping and got a jacket.
in this one store the salesgirl started dressing me and allison in different insane outfits involving stilettos and biker hats and manny-esque pants that showed my ass like woah even when i didn't bend over. the flamingly gay man who also worked there got in on it as well. we tried on outfit after crazy outfit. it was all very invasive.
SALESGIRL: you gotta push your tits up more in that shirt!
ME: um, that's as far up as they go.
SALESGIRL: (reaches into my bra)
what foreplay. honestly, i expect at least dinner first.
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today was my last day of work THANK GOD!!!!
in this one store the salesgirl started dressing me and allison in different insane outfits involving stilettos and biker hats and manny-esque pants that showed my ass like woah even when i didn't bend over. the flamingly gay man who also worked there got in on it as well. we tried on outfit after crazy outfit. it was all very invasive.
SALESGIRL: you gotta push your tits up more in that shirt!
ME: um, that's as far up as they go.
SALESGIRL: (reaches into my bra)
what foreplay. honestly, i expect at least dinner first.
...
today was my last day of work THANK GOD!!!!
WHY ARE YOU NOT SDRUNK I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY BECAUSE I AM