humberthumbert

i've found the greatest movie in the world. it is called "lord of the g-strings: femaleship of the g-string". actual plot outline from the internet movie database: A diminutive and seductive Throbbit has been entrusted with the task of destroying the all-powerful G-String that can grant its possessor untold powers.

i am personally in deep, deep love with Misty Mundae, the star portraying Dildo Saggins. she had this really cute, genuine sense of humor about the role. i found myself identifying with her as, like, a feminist role model. i am utterly serious. apparently she's been in like fifty million other pornos, which i now have to watch. she's also written/directed a few. allison and i are going to write her fan mail. with illustrations.

in other news, allison looks really hot with her new cheek piercings, which i never thought i would say. i can't believe there's only a few days left... i didn't do half the things i planned, but i did have fun...