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humberthumbert

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Saturday Jan 10, 2004

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oh man! we saw richard cheese in anaheim and he was AMAZING!!!!!

vanzie had to follow us in her car in the long long drive down. when we got there (it was almost in disneyland) there were a lot of little kids and mainly no one else. the first band was pretty good. then richard cheese came on in a tux and he was the hottest thing ever and i love him!!!!

he started off with "closer" which was fantastic and then during "you shook me all night long" he for serious came down off the stage and motioned me over... then he was like "no, someone taller" and took allison instead... he asked her name and where she was from and she said virginia and instead of "knockin' me out with those american thighs" he sang "richmond thighs" and he made like he was gonna kiss her hand then he LICKED it. she was all demure. it was GREAT.

he did my absolute favorite of "shake ya ass" and ended with "drive me crazy". also he came out in the audience and wandered a lot. we were dancing lots. allison = cute dance moves like woah.

then after the show i got an "i heart dick" t-shirt and he signed it as i professed my love for him. allison got a cd which he signed too and he also signed her breasts.

# times dick changed tux jackets: 2 (regular! leopard print! shiny silver!)

# times shouted "I love dick!!!": 5

# times shouted "have my babies!!!" 3 (one from me, two from vanzie)

general screaming: COUNTLESS

i have never had so much fun at a concert ever!! i want to go again and again and again!!

in other news! my hair is blue now! my mom says: "i guess i'll get used to it." dad says: "i'm still getting used to 'gay".

i really wonder how much they talk about me to each other. probably lots. i wonder if they suspected i was gay when i was a kid and like compared notes of gay things they've seen me do.

anyway, i really like my hair this way... i have to put a new pic in my profile...

wow, i really can't express my utter loathing for the movie "the sweetest thing" which is on tv now. they are in the middle of the big penis musical number where they dance around while singing their little spiel they give to every guy they fuck about how huge his penis is... and the chorus is "you're too big to fit in here!" over and over... i feel exploited just WATCHING shit like this... obviously the people who made this film consider it somehow empowering, chicks in charge of their sexuality or whatever... but it just seems cheap to me... i really feel sick watching it... why the fuck am i then? changing channel. now.

sorry bout the random outburst.

anyway, things that are new: i'm feeling a lot better these days, likely because allison's here now... we have fun, and when other people are around it's like i don't have time to be sad... only when the day stops and i stop interacting with people, and now it sorta doesn't stop cause she's always here.

week has lasted forever.

was nice seeing vanzie today. and that is all i will say, because it is bedtime.

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