what is your online journal for if not pointless surveys!!!
1) Do you bite on straws, lolli-pop handles, or ice cream sticks? i splinter ice cream sticks like mad. i used to EAT whole lollipop sticks.
2) Do you enjoy lacing shoes? i haven't tied my shoes in like years
3) In what type of area was your first sexual encounter? how are we meaning sexual? my first kiss was in my bedroom. my first everything was in my bedroom. i don't lead a very exciting sex life.
wait, actually some stuff was in a fort.
4) What kind of socks do you prefer and do you wear them to bed? i just got monogrammed socks for christmas. survey questions like this crush my will to live
5) What color is your toothbrush - or do you practice hygiene at all? when i do practice hygiene (rarely) my toothbrush is blue and white. it is electric. ian once suggested i use it as a vibrator. i forsee problems with that.
6-7) Do you enjoy interior or outdoor spaces, and what kind? i like both and i am disregarding this question
8) Where is your mother's side of the family descended from? i'm glad you asked the mother's side cause no one knows my father's. we are jews from romania named bessie like woah.
9) How old were you when you realized that you loved film or music? this is the world's dumbest question
10) Do you spend much time in a car every day? YES because this is la but not DRIVING it because I DON'T DRIVE because again I'M A LOSER
11) What do you occupy your time with on flights? i get cosmo and read it and become sickened by the horrible values and ideals of that magazine and resolve to stop fueling their profits. also sometimes i get embarassed because there will be some old person next to me and the article will be like HOW TO MANHANDLE HIS MASSIVE LOVE-WAND in giant letters
12) Do you ever miss belt loops? actually yeah, it bugs me when i want to wear a belt and shit don't have belt loops on it, that ain't right
13) Do you enjoy the irony of good pop music? all the things she said all the things she said-- THIS IS NOT ENOOOUUUGH
14) When was your last major illness? if EMO is an illness, then RIGHT NOW
15) Do you get gum on the bottom of your shoes or are you "barefoot and pregnant." i bet a MAN wrote this survey
16) Do you sleep in the same bed as someone else? i like to. it is a delicate art in the little beds we get at college. that's why i mainly sleep over with skinny people.
17) Do you drool on your pillow or are you dry? i sometimes drool when i fall asleep on my desk in class
18) Do you dog-ear pages in books? yes.
19) Name one defining moment in your life. the day i first turned on degrassi and my LOVE was born
20) Is the place where you live dark or full of light? emily put this and i have to leave it ---> It's kind of weird...I feel like I wake up and it's pretty bright, then gets brighter as my day goes on - but the weird part is when it starts getting dark and before you know it there's this really long period of darkness! And just when it seems like it will stay dark forever - it starts getting light again! It just keeps cycling over and over! What is up with that?
21) Are you dark or full of light? i am full of darkness / since you broke my HEART-ness...
22) What's a made up word of yours? breeder
23) If you could be any kind of underwear, which would you be? manly boxer-briefs because they are less confining than regular briefs, but snug enough to contain my MASSIVE LOVE-WAND. they are also what i wear.
1) Do you bite on straws, lolli-pop handles, or ice cream sticks? i splinter ice cream sticks like mad. i used to EAT whole lollipop sticks.
2) Do you enjoy lacing shoes? i haven't tied my shoes in like years
3) In what type of area was your first sexual encounter? how are we meaning sexual? my first kiss was in my bedroom. my first everything was in my bedroom. i don't lead a very exciting sex life.
wait, actually some stuff was in a fort.
4) What kind of socks do you prefer and do you wear them to bed? i just got monogrammed socks for christmas. survey questions like this crush my will to live
5) What color is your toothbrush - or do you practice hygiene at all? when i do practice hygiene (rarely) my toothbrush is blue and white. it is electric. ian once suggested i use it as a vibrator. i forsee problems with that.
6-7) Do you enjoy interior or outdoor spaces, and what kind? i like both and i am disregarding this question
8) Where is your mother's side of the family descended from? i'm glad you asked the mother's side cause no one knows my father's. we are jews from romania named bessie like woah.
9) How old were you when you realized that you loved film or music? this is the world's dumbest question
10) Do you spend much time in a car every day? YES because this is la but not DRIVING it because I DON'T DRIVE because again I'M A LOSER
11) What do you occupy your time with on flights? i get cosmo and read it and become sickened by the horrible values and ideals of that magazine and resolve to stop fueling their profits. also sometimes i get embarassed because there will be some old person next to me and the article will be like HOW TO MANHANDLE HIS MASSIVE LOVE-WAND in giant letters
12) Do you ever miss belt loops? actually yeah, it bugs me when i want to wear a belt and shit don't have belt loops on it, that ain't right
13) Do you enjoy the irony of good pop music? all the things she said all the things she said-- THIS IS NOT ENOOOUUUGH
14) When was your last major illness? if EMO is an illness, then RIGHT NOW
15) Do you get gum on the bottom of your shoes or are you "barefoot and pregnant." i bet a MAN wrote this survey
16) Do you sleep in the same bed as someone else? i like to. it is a delicate art in the little beds we get at college. that's why i mainly sleep over with skinny people.
17) Do you drool on your pillow or are you dry? i sometimes drool when i fall asleep on my desk in class
18) Do you dog-ear pages in books? yes.
19) Name one defining moment in your life. the day i first turned on degrassi and my LOVE was born
20) Is the place where you live dark or full of light? emily put this and i have to leave it ---> It's kind of weird...I feel like I wake up and it's pretty bright, then gets brighter as my day goes on - but the weird part is when it starts getting dark and before you know it there's this really long period of darkness! And just when it seems like it will stay dark forever - it starts getting light again! It just keeps cycling over and over! What is up with that?
21) Are you dark or full of light? i am full of darkness / since you broke my HEART-ness...
22) What's a made up word of yours? breeder
23) If you could be any kind of underwear, which would you be? manly boxer-briefs because they are less confining than regular briefs, but snug enough to contain my MASSIVE LOVE-WAND. they are also what i wear.