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looking at em's christmas photos online:

DoveNightmare57: our main goal has to be to get me and your brother married
OvertheMoon28: okay
OvertheMoon28: sounds good
DoveNightmare57: it will be like a hilarious romantic comedy
DoveNightmare57: full of delightful mishaps
OvertheMoon28: hahahaha DO I SMELL SITCOM?
DoveNightmare57: sniff sniff YES
OvertheMoon28: hahaha
DoveNightmare57: oh no the christmas tree has consumed my husband to be
OvertheMoon28: it is an evil tree
DoveNightmare57: hehe
DoveNightmare57: your tan lines are the most alluring accessory ever
OvertheMoon28: why thank you
OvertheMoon28: doesn't that one look like i am totally naked?
DoveNightmare57: oh my god, yeah
OvertheMoon28: i think so too
OvertheMoon28: that's why it is called nakedexceptdiamonds
DoveNightmare57: its like a series of photos of you next to less hot people
DoveNightmare57: oh yay
DoveNightmare57: are they real diamonds
OvertheMoon28: of course dahling
DoveNightmare57: wow!
DoveNightmare57: you rich kid
OvertheMoon28: never settle
DoveNightmare57: you're even richer than me, richy mcjew
OvertheMoon28: doubtful
DoveNightmare57: i am not even making sense anymore
OvertheMoon28: you could have diamonds if you wanted, I'm sure
OvertheMoon28: you are all hollywood jews
OvertheMoon28: we are just southern plantation owners
DoveNightmare57: wow we're both crazy stereotypes
OvertheMoon28: haha, YEAH we are
OvertheMoon28: jews obviously control hollywood
DoveNightmare57: we DO, man

DoveNightmare57: merry CHRISTmas
OvertheMoon28: Merry CHRISTmas back
DoveNightmare57: in honor of CHRIST who my people killed
OvertheMoon28: yeah, way to kill Jesus
OvertheMoon28: good one
DoveNightmare57: my bad, sorry
OvertheMoon28: no, really
OvertheMoon28: have a wonderful christmas dear
DoveNightmare57: you too
DoveNightmare57: xoxo
OvertheMoon28: xoxoxo