i am home!!!!!!!!
i still have a paper to write in the next 6 hours but it's all good. oh man. flying over my city and landing in it was so perfect.
it feels like i have not seen the inside of my house in forever.
we have a christmas tree! it is so pretty. and my mom made me spaghetti-os. and all my clothes were here. and my tv, and my big fluffy bed. mmmmmmm.
i am having trouble finding my vibrator... i thought i hid it in a drawer but now i'm not sure if i just forgot what i did with it or if maybe my dad found it or something... but why would he take it, that doesnt make sense. the maid might have. she was worried that i'd go to college and become a lesbian.
come on, i leave the lesbian erotica just lying around.
on the N they are advertising a special "LOVE TRIANGLE FRIDAY" with degrassi (love) and rfr (die!!) episodes. i have grown to love triangles. it is the only way i can even survive my existence.
why stop there, we could go for love octagons. em's had those. i am getting close!
ach, now one of those godwaful beat poetry bits is on again. the N doesn't have commercials, just advertisements for other N shows repeated endlessly and these weird minutelong things with "real kids" who stand in front of a camera and say something inane while a little counter at the bottom of the screen counts the seconds of inanity. and these things where an angsty-looking kid stands really close to the camera and recites terrible beat poetry.
they are marketing this all wrong because the actual age group that watches the N is like 18-25. they should be advertising sexy sexy alcohol.
hip hop music, please be less terrible.
degrassi triangle promo! craig has to choose. ashley = like a fine champagne. manny = hot. very hot.
now they have marco being gay.
now i'm gonna write that paper.
i still have a paper to write in the next 6 hours but it's all good. oh man. flying over my city and landing in it was so perfect.
it feels like i have not seen the inside of my house in forever.
we have a christmas tree! it is so pretty. and my mom made me spaghetti-os. and all my clothes were here. and my tv, and my big fluffy bed. mmmmmmm.
i am having trouble finding my vibrator... i thought i hid it in a drawer but now i'm not sure if i just forgot what i did with it or if maybe my dad found it or something... but why would he take it, that doesnt make sense. the maid might have. she was worried that i'd go to college and become a lesbian.
come on, i leave the lesbian erotica just lying around.
on the N they are advertising a special "LOVE TRIANGLE FRIDAY" with degrassi (love) and rfr (die!!) episodes. i have grown to love triangles. it is the only way i can even survive my existence.
why stop there, we could go for love octagons. em's had those. i am getting close!
ach, now one of those godwaful beat poetry bits is on again. the N doesn't have commercials, just advertisements for other N shows repeated endlessly and these weird minutelong things with "real kids" who stand in front of a camera and say something inane while a little counter at the bottom of the screen counts the seconds of inanity. and these things where an angsty-looking kid stands really close to the camera and recites terrible beat poetry.
they are marketing this all wrong because the actual age group that watches the N is like 18-25. they should be advertising sexy sexy alcohol.
hip hop music, please be less terrible.
degrassi triangle promo! craig has to choose. ashley = like a fine champagne. manny = hot. very hot.
now they have marco being gay.
now i'm gonna write that paper.