Wednesday Jan 03, 2007

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I'm not big on resolutions, I try to live every day to the fullest, but I do have goals.
I'm going to sound like a boring grown up but here goes:

1. double net worth
2. go back to school
3. increase vocaulary by reading more and looking up the words in the NYTimes which I don't know
4. steal Vampirate's mojo

I know #4 is hateful. and the karma produced by the mentioning of it will probably keep me from accomplishing any of my goals, but come on... the guy's got enough wit and intellect to go around, and I'll be sure to leave him with just enough to keep Fluxy happy.

{It should be noted that I know neither of these people, but for some reason they are a couple of my favorite people on this site, and for another reason I find them enviable (probably due to my idelization of them and their relationship).}
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vampirate:
Just FTR: I love to stick things where the sun don't shine.

But seriously, you are undoubtedly doing plenty of idealizing (see footnotes 1 and 2), but that's fine; it's flattering. Those are noble goals, except for the fourth one, which I assert is patently ridiculous. My mojo is hidden in a top secret underground location that you will never, ever, find (see footnote 3).

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1. At least of me. She's probably more awesome than you could possibly imagine, unless you have some sort of mutant, superhuman cortical lobe pulsing in your dome.
2. For instance, what you so generously refer to as "wit and intellect" is probably more accurately called "tendency to be a smartass".
3. Neither will anyone else (see footnote 3a).
3a. Including, unfortunately, me.
flux:
^ He's so clever, ain't he?

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