Feel free to laugh at me for the following story:
I just had a really disgusting experience. I was walking to my car from Taco Bell and I noticed something creepy sticking out of the trunk. It looked like long, black, think, strings with some funky white stuff at the end touching the part where the trunk opens. I thought maybe it was bird crap, but I have never seen bird crap that long and plentiful before. I was totally creeped out. I had no idea what the hell was growing out of my car. My brother was with me and told me to open the trunk. I started moving toward the car but just couldn't do it. He took the keys from me and cautiously opened it. The trunk flew open and I saw that the funky string-like things extended into the trunk. There was, in fact, something growing out of my car!!!
I screamed and jumped back in horror. My brother paused a second and then started laughing. "It's a sweater." I started laughing loudly and uncontrollably, not because I thought it was funny, but because I was still fairly freaked out and now felt stupid too. Turns out it was actually a scarf that had long fringes on the end. I was right with my original assessment...long, thick, black, strings (also known as yarn)...oops. The funky white stuff on them was actually pollen that had collected over the last couple of days that they were hanging out of the trunk. I continued to laugh for the next five minutes or so while my brother tried unsuccessfully to get me to stop acting like a total dork.
And now I have shared my embarrassment with all of you.
I just had a really disgusting experience. I was walking to my car from Taco Bell and I noticed something creepy sticking out of the trunk. It looked like long, black, think, strings with some funky white stuff at the end touching the part where the trunk opens. I thought maybe it was bird crap, but I have never seen bird crap that long and plentiful before. I was totally creeped out. I had no idea what the hell was growing out of my car. My brother was with me and told me to open the trunk. I started moving toward the car but just couldn't do it. He took the keys from me and cautiously opened it. The trunk flew open and I saw that the funky string-like things extended into the trunk. There was, in fact, something growing out of my car!!!
I screamed and jumped back in horror. My brother paused a second and then started laughing. "It's a sweater." I started laughing loudly and uncontrollably, not because I thought it was funny, but because I was still fairly freaked out and now felt stupid too. Turns out it was actually a scarf that had long fringes on the end. I was right with my original assessment...long, thick, black, strings (also known as yarn)...oops. The funky white stuff on them was actually pollen that had collected over the last couple of days that they were hanging out of the trunk. I continued to laugh for the next five minutes or so while my brother tried unsuccessfully to get me to stop acting like a total dork.
And now I have shared my embarrassment with all of you.
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crazy88:
good story. stiggy said you are in the process of starting a delaware group> any truth to this?? if you are i am in support 
bats:
Kate and Hugh are hot, but the movie may as well have been a Disney movie. I though the end was cheezy too, kind of an homage to Star Wars in a weird way.... At best I give it a 5 out of 10..... They should have went "R" and went Darker with it IMHO....