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Dear Head,

Please stop hurting.Oh and if you could slow down sometimes, not everything has to be processed 20 million times.


Dear Eye,

Are you better? You feel better. You did some gushing nonsense when i cold compressed you again. Please be better.


Dear Immune System,

Kick the shit outta this cold bug trying to ruin my life! I love you! I'm your lil cheerleader!


Dear Back,

Stop spazzing, just be cool, be there as support and stuff.

Dear Sinuses and Throat,

Get well soon!

Love,

Howdy
Your proud owner Since 1982