this is her journal entry
me and howdypardner decided to go out last night.
we went to the celtic swell and had their super yummy calamari, then off to the skylark cafe and club.
oh, the fun that insued.
she:
had a drink called a pompom? i dunno, it was lime, pomegranete, and alcohol goodness.
was groped by gay men. in fact, it was a proven fact last night that gay men love to feel them some titties.
was hit on RELENTLESSLY by a sad, very drunk man. is it sad that i had two drinks and the guy was still gross? oh, kids- he was awful. had plumbers crack standing up. yowzers.
watched me sing.
got to meet the uber handsome, very wonderful PunkJr, who is a regular there on tueday nights.
witnessed me in the "make fun happen" mode. oh, and i know i had fun. i dunno about her.
i:
was in the awesomeness of my uh-oh oreo.
told the bartender to surprise me for the first drink. it was yummy. still can't remember what it was.
was groped by the gays also. they are so silly!!
laughed and laughed. and laughed. i think we even cackled. we do that.
sang a couple songs.
was dancing with the boys, when bad-behaving gay tried to tittie-twist me. i grabbed his hand, yelled, "i'm a MOMMY! KNOCK THAT OFF!" and slapped his hand.
told boy i was dancing with that i will have to put the bad gay in timeout if he can't behave, we laughed. we we were done dancing , we air-kissed. awesome!
asked the bartender to cut off drunkie sad man. he was worrying me. and he was *so* trying to take uh-oh oreo home, and wasn't havin' it. NO sir.
actually touched PunkJr's butt crack as i was pulling up his pants. he was making fun of drunkie sad man. i wiped his butt cooties on howdy. she liked it.
this was after i HEARD howdypardner tell the guy that she was "unpickupable". she was a good ten feet away from me, and i walked over, grabbed her by the arm, pulled her over to where i was talking to Punk, and slapped her ass. dude finally got the point.
sidenote: i am used to playing the lesbian on behalf of my friends, but it does get annoying sometimes. this is why i don't get hit on in bars.
sidesidenote: i got to slap howdy's ass and you didn't.
THe sad puppy being the extremly drunk guy.
so note to self, don't look too good when going out, you'll attract the pathetics. . . .
IT WAS BAD!
I loves my twinkie, and soon we will go out for sushi. Hopefully the sister and the navy boy will be able to join us, hell the sushi place is small, so maybe we can fill it with our friends and take over like a cancer.
oh and one thing the twinkie didn't mention was when we arrive at the celtic swell trivia night was ending. It was a loud noisy bunch, and well the tundercats' "ho" made me wish I carried a dildo around so i could have dick slapped them.
I really should do that.
So who wants to buy me anice pink dong with which i will use to only slap people with, I swear!
I hope they have good luck with that. Apartments in the area aren't cheap, and there's a crazy fucking waiting list for the ones that are.
You? A good influence? That's a good one. hahah.