howdypardner

Wow. I think It's a record for me and not updating!

I've been on holiday.

I'm in Starbucks, consumer whore? yes!, using the wifi so i can update, and look at naked girlie pics... tee hee hee.

So the 4th was in utah, and good, not fab, but decent.
I got home from utah/vegas on the 11th then the morning of the 12th woke up super early then fell back asleep until 8 then went to vancouver to help load up a u haul and drive to colorado.

So we left WA around 10. We stopped in Pendelton, because my dad's wife is a fan. we stayed for way too long, and she spent too much money. then we were off again. I didn't start driving until like 5ish, somewhere in idaho. When we finally hit Pocoatello we tried to find a hotel, and the town was booked solid. SHIT! So then we kept driving, and we had to get on 30 and that had nothing but motels that screamed BATES, so we didn't stop. Finally we hit the 80 in wyoming, and tried to stop at the first hotel, also booked. The woman at the office also mentioned that a man coming from the way we were headed said that the hotel for the next 200 mi were booked. so we stayed in the parking lot for 45 min, like 15 of which i slept, and none of which my dad's wife slept. and after I woke up she was like, forget this Ic an't sleep i'll dirve. so on the road again. I got some crappy car sleep, only like 3 hours, which in true sleeps equals at most 1 hour. then around laramime we switched and I drove again. We stopped in cheyenne for breakfast and then powered down to colorado springs. and when we got there I was super evil cranky bitch. It was bad.

So anyhow I'm in CO Springs until tomorrow, then I go home.

I'll be home for my birthday, which is Thursday. . .buy me shit, or call and say hello. Then after my birthday I'm headed to Seattle to babysit/nanny the niece for an undetermined amount of time.

Oh and for my birthday thursday, I'm having people over for merriment around 8 or 9. So if you're in PDX contact me so I can tell you where I live so I don't feel like shit when no one shows up. And if you know someone in PDX and you're not, Tell them to come to my birthday merriment.

So yeah I've been away forever, and will continue to be. Don't be mad that I haven't left comments, for the most part I have been reading your blogs. I just haven't found many witty things to say recently.

Oh and upon the bugging by MANY people I've tried to start writing again. And wow. I fucking suck! I have nothing to write about, ok that's a lie. See me writing is for me. I write all the shit that's in my head that I don't have the balls to say, and honestly who wants to read that? I wish I were eloquent and had imporant things to say, but honestly I don't. My life is a sham. My whole life is an affectation. And I think I'll quit before Samling calls me emo again. I swear I'm not!

I love you all. I've missed my sg. And when I get home I have a shitty lil set to edit and post. And while I want to post it ninja style I won't because I want bitches fawning over me! lol! because I'm fucking sexy! That's right mutha fuckers! I said it! I'm fucking sexy! I'm sex on legs!