ITS JUNE 9TH AAAAAAAAAAAAARG ...
today is the rehearsal dinner for my older brothers wedding ... which is the 11th
family is pouring in from all over the country ... meaning that im about to see like family members i actualy want to talk to ...
do i realy wanna sit around and get asked about why i dont eat this or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or .... well you get the idea
maybe they will ask me some more if i have a gf ... then i can tell them all about shelly maybe ... cause i know somones gonna mention her for me first ....
maybe my moms side of the family can get into some pointless arguement again
i wonder if mom even BOTHERED to invite uncle Jimmy from colorado ... mom sure wasnt rushing to mail out his invite
oh wait ... i take that back ... just checked .... his invite is still sitting on the end table in the family room .... fucking inconsiderate bitch
im just happy that i will be related to ZERO people at this wedding ... thats all i gotta say ...
and oh yea ... mom today started to bitch at me asking "dont you think you should maybe get involved in this wedding a bit more instead of sitting around all day"
uuuum ... wtf do you want me to do ? cook some cookies ? flower arangements ? maybe i can capture the dove that nested on the front porch and try it so i can release it at the wedding and it will fly home ?
today is the rehearsal dinner for my older brothers wedding ... which is the 11th
family is pouring in from all over the country ... meaning that im about to see like family members i actualy want to talk to ...
do i realy wanna sit around and get asked about why i dont eat this or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or .... well you get the idea
maybe they will ask me some more if i have a gf ... then i can tell them all about shelly maybe ... cause i know somones gonna mention her for me first ....
maybe my moms side of the family can get into some pointless arguement again
i wonder if mom even BOTHERED to invite uncle Jimmy from colorado ... mom sure wasnt rushing to mail out his invite
oh wait ... i take that back ... just checked .... his invite is still sitting on the end table in the family room .... fucking inconsiderate bitch
im just happy that i will be related to ZERO people at this wedding ... thats all i gotta say ...
and oh yea ... mom today started to bitch at me asking "dont you think you should maybe get involved in this wedding a bit more instead of sitting around all day"
uuuum ... wtf do you want me to do ? cook some cookies ? flower arangements ? maybe i can capture the dove that nested on the front porch and try it so i can release it at the wedding and it will fly home ?
murder_tramp:
Oh dear... weddings! 
spott:
Adoption is a lovely scapegoat. Good luck on catching the dove ~ I think what they mean by "get more involved" is "Look like you're busy."