hotrodkid

That's right, we are open for applications once again. Our last member Haenszel is very happy with the crew and we are looking for another mess to join us in devirginizing jailbait wimmenz, causing serious automotive mayhem, and getting excessively intoxicated.

Below are stunts that each have point values alongside them, most of them have been done by us. You need to do enough to add up to 21 points no more or no less. Failure of any of the stunts that are attempted instantly reset you to 0 points. All expenses are on you, asshole.

1 - You must be intoxicated for 72 hours straight. We will have a breathalyzer there, and we will check every hour or so to prevent that pussy shit. You must have above a .10 at all times.
2 - You have to consume an entire ice cream bowl of wasabi within 2:00 minutes. You cannot throw up or leave the table for 15 minutes from the time of the consumption so stop pussyfooting around and slam that shit down.
3 - You need to have sex with a 30+ year old woman, must be married with kids. Pics with a penny is required for proof since we don't trust you until you're in haggard, asshole.
4 - Drive your car down a ski slope, must be 200+ ft elevation. You can't get stuck this time, though.
5 - You get egged by all of our members, you must be down to minimal clothing. You will then go swimming in the sloppiest pond since the time you've seen GOOD MORNING VIETNAM.
6 - You must pull an Erik and raid a hotel in a G string. You must go in one door, run through full speed, and leave out the back door.
7 - We start a campfire, you get 60 minutes to put it out. With your urine. You may only drink alcoholic beverages for the 60 minutes you are alloted. Shitting is legal.
8 - You take a 4-wheeler ATV whatever the fuck you want to call it, and you are dropped off on the Armor Duells exit of the 219, and you need to get off at the 20a exit. It's a long ride pussy but at least it's good on gas.
9 - Surprise. A bad one.
10 - You will be crucified in the EA circle, minimal clothing reqd and your friends get to do all the work while we watch from lawn chairs.

I'm out of ideas. You can start applying now, fags.