hotrodkid

ok, so my job takes me out of town every other week .... a week off in between, my cars off the road till firefeary puts it on the road for me ... so weekday nights i can easily wind up w/ nothing to do ...

last night i was sitting online in an aol chat, iming whoever seamed interesting

one of the girls was "scout" .... laura ... yea .. she didnt respond last night but i imed her again tonight ... she responds

heres the short version:

Scout: 19 - brunette, 5'4, brown eyes, tan skin, 38D, size 8
Scout: see the thing is you right now are dealing with a virgin
Scout: lately i've been meeting all these sex crazy people. I think it's rubbing off though
Scout: i 'm curious really
Me: what kinda stuff are you curious about ?
Scout: everything
Scout: my best friend wants to take me to a porn shop

yea .... not a good idea for this girl to be talking to ME

in the past, ive given MANY MANY suggestions to friends about how to spice up their sex lives

Laura has never even been seen naked by a guy ... the last any dudes ever seen is bra and panties, no guys ever touched anything "pink" , she has no clue how to masterbate

she knows im a freak, i literaly told her that im a text book sexoholic case

we talked on the phone for 45 minutes ..........

shes coming over in about a 1/2 hour so we can chill

[edit: @12:31 she called me back ... said shes leaving now . its a 20 min drive ...woooohooo]

i fucking going to hell for this ... im seriously going to hell

i could wake up one day w/ god like powers, heal every sick person on the planet, stop every war, make sure no planets ever crash into their suns, unite all the alien races that im sure are out there somewhere ....... turn life for everyone into easy street .......

and i would still be sent to hell

fuck ...