hotrodkid

all yesterDAY i hung out w. spott and Shannon , very good time and even got a little culture as shannons mom sings in the lockport chorale ... very good time

then it was party time. Went over to Hartz's house for a party

Me, Mike, and the snowflake brothers all show up together and theres already a few people there , including onbe of the girls i just love SOOOO much ... mollory ... the ugly bitch with the fluffy titties that feel more like bags of water

i wind up looking despondent on the couch for the first 2 hours of the night, then someone shoves a chetto in my face ... so i walk into the kitchen and grab the bag, walk onto the back patio and dump them over the rail .. noone likes my intentional waste of chettos

while im up i start to join the party and this Karen girl asks me to play beer pong on her team, this cheers me up slightly, considering i dont yet know who Karen is

now you have to understand ... i have this nickname ... "creepy" ... and it was mallory that gave it to me the day i found out how un-fun her boobs are .... well i had heard Karen at one point earlier in the night use this other version of the name ..... "crap bag" ....

at that point i was thinking "who was stupid enough to blurt THAT nickname out, and why the fuck is she repeating it ?

jump ahead an hour, everyone is in the kitchen, in the middle of a convo Kanen blurts out crapbag again, mallory asks what its all about and i say "dont use that name, its gonna piss me off to no end"

mallory: why?

me: a few montsh ago these bitches threw this party just so they could invite people and abuse the fuck out of them to make themselves feel better about there shitty fucking lives

Mallory: oh i c

Karen: that was MY party and those were my friends

and the best part is, karen said it like she was expecting me to be like "oh, well then i take it back, they arent bitches"

wrong bitch ! ur getting treated like shit now ...

i started treating her like a red headed step child, and noone would back her up worth shit.

i asked Dan hartz who invited her and he said he had. i asked her if he was friends w/ her and he responds with "no, ive been treating her like shit all night and she likes it"

later on i find out from John that after Karen told me who she was and realized i was gonna hate on her hardcore, she went over to him and asked him to keep me from beating on her

turns out that Joel was treating her like crap also ....

my twin label on my beer said "mildly intimidated by your beauty" which prompted me to say " mildly intimidated by your bitch ass attitude"

... but my fav line from the night was "yopur only pretty when your silent.... SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

im evil .... and i love it