this is from october of 2004 ... found it while going thru my old posts on another site and i busted out laughing all over again ... so i figured i would post it here for everyone
"i was away from the comp for a lil while, and this is what i come back to. its from a girl i know who is well ... not that bright .... ill let the one sidded sonvo speak for itself ...
hi [12:29 AM]: did i tell u about my toe? lol
hi [12:29 AM]: sorry i cant sleep
hi [12:29 AM]: i was in the shower and i stepped on a razor and i cut it
hi [12:30 AM]: it hurt alot and there was blood and it was like shit ouch fuck me!
hi [12:31 AM]: ya know?
hi [12:31 AM]: and shit it wasnt nice
hi [12:31 AM]: what do u do u online?
hi [12:31 AM]: ur on alot
hi [12:32 AM]: i want a pet possum
hi [12:32 AM]: ever see one?
hi [12:32 AM]: lol go to google and type in possum
hi [12:33 AM]: or possums of u wanna see more then one
hi [12:34 AM]: or like possum in a tree
hi [12:34 AM]: thats where they live in trees
hi [12:36 AM]: like ummm they hang from their tails i wonder if one ever fell?
now that youve read it, test your iq and see if your not as bright as u were b4 u looked at this post ..."
"i was away from the comp for a lil while, and this is what i come back to. its from a girl i know who is well ... not that bright .... ill let the one sidded sonvo speak for itself ...
hi [12:29 AM]: did i tell u about my toe? lol
hi [12:29 AM]: sorry i cant sleep
hi [12:29 AM]: i was in the shower and i stepped on a razor and i cut it
hi [12:30 AM]: it hurt alot and there was blood and it was like shit ouch fuck me!
hi [12:31 AM]: ya know?
hi [12:31 AM]: and shit it wasnt nice
hi [12:31 AM]: what do u do u online?
hi [12:31 AM]: ur on alot
hi [12:32 AM]: i want a pet possum
hi [12:32 AM]: ever see one?
hi [12:32 AM]: lol go to google and type in possum
hi [12:33 AM]: or possums of u wanna see more then one
hi [12:34 AM]: or like possum in a tree
hi [12:34 AM]: thats where they live in trees
hi [12:36 AM]: like ummm they hang from their tails i wonder if one ever fell?
now that youve read it, test your iq and see if your not as bright as u were b4 u looked at this post ..."