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Tuesday Jun 01, 2010

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To those idiots whose car alarms I hear at 01:45 in the morning: Here's a little suggestion: Just let a professional do it. It never occurs to them (like it does to you or your friend who really digs Clutch) to set the sensitivity to detect the nearest boll weevil attempting to break into your car. You see where I'm going with this? Squirrels or cats or mosquitoes can't actually steal your car. It doesn't do you, us or anybody else who can hear it at 2 in the morning any good. You have to get up and turn it off, I have to write these annoying, pointless blog posts, I lose sleep. I don't care if your friend worked with Geek Squad for 7 weeks. He's not qualified to install it, and he'll most certainly set it up to detect cyber-villains who can't really steal your car anyway. Let a pro take a look at it, really...

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