Sunday Oct 03, 2004

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i have a busy week coming up. .
Mon. work
tues. work
Wed. the DWARVES
Thurs. work
Fri. murder trial

btw. . i consider john lennon and bob marley prophets and someone (other than me ) should make up a new bible
twasbrillig:
The Dwarves are sick! That is if you mean the band and not some strange hallucinagenic trip you plan to embark on.

When the current world empire falls and the meek inherit the earth, Bob Marley will be ordained a saint.

....I dunno about Lennon.
phoolsfire:
do you ever listen to "this american life"? go to audibledotcom. and ira glass and his flunkies rewrote the bible and i have to say, as a recovering catholic, its pretty funny ooo aaa

and I'm with you on that Lennon and Marley thing.

Saturday Oct 02, 2004

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long story short. .
17 year old female, coming into my work a lot , hanging out for long lengths of time ( i've had to kick her out a couple of times , so i could get some work done) talking incessantly, asking advice about her love life. which i always reply
" i have no advice for you whatsoever"
offered to hook her...
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phoolsfire:
sound like a case for the bad news bears if you ask me.
whatever
twinkle:
thank god you don't have a step daughter. or is that what the "murder trial is all about?'

Tuesday Sep 28, 2004

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robot
phoolsfire:
so you are a sex robot, i knew it

Monday Sep 27, 2004

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funeral sad, me cries lots
(i'm so eloquent)

in other news. .

I've created a monster!

my special friend (not the retarded one, the other one) asked me if i wanted to do something Monday.

so i says. ."sure , what do you wanna do?"

and she says . " i don't care , as long as i get fucked at the end of the...
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phoolsfire:
do you ever listen to tom waits?
he only writes songs about waitresses, and dying and loss.
but in a good funny way

maybe you should get your friend a battery operated sex robot, that always helps.

i hope all is well on your home front.

[Edited on Sep 27, 2004 11:13AM]

Friday Sep 24, 2004

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got another funeral to go to this weekend
at least i was prepared for this one.


phoolsfire:
It always seems to happen that way, sorry. I hope its a good celebration of their life.

about the monkeys/apes....welcome to my world, and yes they did and do eat each other.
eeek

Sunday Sep 19, 2004

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my grandfather was named Ermilio
but i called him grandpo Milo (mee-lo)
his wife was named Priscilliana , but i called her grandma Prisci (pree-see)

they were fantastic people
he played the guitar and she made homemade tortillas every morning , that were so thick , you could cut them in half (horizantally) and put butter in between the layers . .

my mother's father...
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phoolsfire:
its good to know the lineage, i can only find out when my dad's feeling sentimental and i have to ask carefully. his grandfather Simon worked on the railroad and and had seven boys and one girl (aunt miky, short for michealiana) my grand father was the oldest named julliean no one really talks about what they did or where thery were from so its nice to know. you are lucky.

my friend mr penguine and i agree not to mention each other online, and not to talk to each other. that spoken, i fear i've said too much miao!!
glad to know your good

Saturday Sep 18, 2004

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i think i'm getting carpal tunnel from clutching my mouse (that's not a metaphor for my peener by the way)
every fuckin' night.

but then again, i thought i had testicular cancer last month. .
but it turned out that i have an unusually large sperm sac. . eeek

i like my amoral design
twasbrillig:
hehe......peener.....

Friday Sep 17, 2004

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when i eat popcorn. .i eat them one by one. . i eat the little corner 'poppings' first, and then i eat the big 'popping thing' (corn , i guess) last. . it's sooo good!

and when i eat carrots. .(sliced horizontally) i eat the outside first , and eat the core part last. . it's sooooooo good. .

and i don't think that ....
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sanguinepenguin:
this is phoolsfire,
are you ok?, everyting gonna be irie. smile
i stay away fron the coolers, their out toget ya.
i'm at my friends house and he's passed out. and i forgot my password. so dont write him !!! he'd be a little wierdied out. i'm a little toasty right now anywho. so sorry about the incesset babbeling. i hope you'r good
noodles

Thursday Sep 16, 2004

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i'm going to see the DWARVES next month! that oughta be fun. .

and i'm gonna go see the pixies too. .
i'm gonna take the kid to that one .

even though i don't know if he even likes them. .

i never found out what that rocket was. .

my 'thang' broke up with me today. .

after we had sex one last...
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Wednesday Sep 15, 2004

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i went outside to smoke a cigarette a minute ago, and happened to get to see a rocket being launched from the local AFB (vandenberg, about 30 miles away)
i guess i'll find out what it was when i read the newspaper tomorrow. .


i remember during the last election. .
i was thinking . . ok , we're entering the the 21st century, it...
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